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Oh My F*ck*ng God!
Chapter 2
Will
I was asking myself what the hell I was doing agreeing to go on a blind date as I entered the restaurant. It wasn’t like I couldn’t get laid if I really wanted to. But unlike Rick, I wasn’t in a position to live the beach playboy lifestyle. I had a five-year-old daughter, and she came first before everything, including my libido.
I was a little surprised he asked me to go on this date. He knew my position. It wasn’t like he and I hung out at bars trolling for women. When we hung out, we were usually kite surfing or snorkeling, not bar hopping.
“Angela really wants to hook her friend up,” he’d said to me. “You’re the only one I know who I can be sure will treat her friend well. I don’t trust Kirk or Danny not to be complete douches.”
I had to concede that. Kirk and Danny were fun on adventure outings but were a bit douchey when it came to woman.
“Besides, from what Angela says, you might get lucky.”
I didn’t want to get lucky. I had my hand for when I needed the pop of an orgasm. The rest of my life was filled with trying to be a good dad and working to make up for the fact that my baby’s mama abandoned her. When I really needed to be inside a woman, I headed to one of the touristy spots, usually with Rick, and picked up a willing woman who was in town only for the week. Of course, since he met Angela, we hadn’t done that.
I tried to say no to the date, but my little girl, Mollie, was spending the weekend with my parents. They always said it was to give me a break, but I knew the truth. They loved to spoil Mollie. I couldn’t blame them. She was a great kid. Sometimes I couldn’t believe I’d created something as miraculous as Mollie.
With Mollie gone, I had no good excuse to turn Rick down. So, here I was, walking into the loud crowded bar, helping my friend score brownie points with his girl. The things one did in the name of friendship.
I was wondering how long I’d have to entertain the friend until I could bow out when I saw Rick. Then I saw the woman standing in front of him and all of a sudden, this date didn’t seem like such a hardship after all.
She was my new neighbor, and although we’d never officially met, I knew her intimately since she’d been the starring attraction of my morning shower jerkoffs. She had spectacular breasts, which were now gloriously highlighted in a pink dress that also accentuated her round hips. Did Rick say there was a chance I’d get lucky with her?
I immediately pushed that thought away. For one, it would put me at the same level as Kirk and Danny. Second, she was my neighbor, which meant I’d see her after tonight. My first rule when I did decide to indulge with a woman was that she needed to be someone I wouldn’t see again. I didn’t have the time for relationships, nor the desire to have my heart squashed like a bug again. Plus, I had Mollie to think about. I couldn’t let a woman into our lives only to have her leave, just like Mollie’s mother left.
Fuck. That was disappointing because as I got closer to my new neighbor, I saw long dark wavy hair that my fingers itched to touch. And brilliant bright blue eyes, that, unless I was mistaken, not only recognized me but also liked what they saw. Double fuck.
“Hey man.” Rick slapped a hand on my back. “This is my girl, Angela and her friend, Ellie.”
I shook Angela’s hand. “I can’t believe you’re putting up with this guy.”
She grinned. “He’s good in the sack.”
Rick grinned. “Thank you, baby.”
I turned my attention to my neighbor. “We haven’t formally met yet.”
“So, you’re 2B.” We shook, and her hand was soft with long fingers and I couldn’t stop the image of what those fingers would look like wrapped around my dick from flashing in my brain.
“I’m Will.”
“You two know each other?” Angela asked with a questioning look at Ellie.
“We’re neighbors,” Ellie said.
Angela’s smile was wide and knowing. It made me wonder if Ellie had noticed me like I’d noticed her and told her friend.
“That’s convenient,” Rick said.
Just then the waiter arrived showing us to a table out on the deck where we ordered drinks.
“So.” Angela’s eyes sparkled as she looked at Ellie. “How interesting that you’re neighbors.”
Ellie gave her friend a look that seemed to say, ‘don’t embarrass me’. Again, I had to wonder if Ellie had noticed me around. Was I starring in her secret fantasies like she starred in mine?
“I’m sorry I haven’t introduced myself,” I said. “I suppose I should have welcomed you.” I’d wanted to, but my ‘no relationship’ rule stopped me. Ellie looked like the type of woman who had relationships, not one-night stands.
