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He turned the sketch sideways. “Did you draw this with your left hand or something?”
“I’m not an artist, okay?”
He pinched his chin. “Art quality aside, this is an elegant design. Did you copy it from somewhere?”
“No, why? Is something wrong?”
He raised his brow. “It’s just…it’s really well done.”
“Thanks?”
“I never knew you were so talented.”
I shrugged. “I found electronics tutorials online and worked from there.”
“You taught yourself?” He looked back to the schematic. “How long did it take?”
“Most of the afternoon.”
“You learned all this today?! You’d make a great scientist—”
“Stop.” I held up my hand. “I don’t want to hear it. Can you make it or not?”
“Sure, sure,” he said. “When do you need it?”
“The sooner the better.”
He tossed the schematics on the lab table. “I can have it for you tomorrow.”
“Great.” I hopped off the stool and whipped out my Gizmo. “How much?”
He hesitated—never a good sign during negotiations.
He’d done odd jobs for me for years, mostly removing anti-piracy chips from smuggled electronics. He usually charged 2,000g for freelance work. Why was this time different?
“Two thousand slugs?” I suggested.
“Hmm,” he said. “Would you consider a trade?”
“Sure.” I put my Gizmo away. “Need something smuggled in?”
“No.”
“I see.” Goddammit, I’m a smuggler! Why did people keep asking for other shit?!
He stood and gestured for me to follow. I went with him to the back corner of his lab where he did his off-book work. Why buy your own equipment when the taxpayers of Europe will buy it for you?
“Behold!” He gestured to the table.
The item in the middle wasn’t much to look at. Just a small, clear plastic box with something inside. I took a closer look. “Is that a condom?”
“Yes!” he said proudly. “My latest invention.”
“The Chinese beat you by seven centuries.”
“This is not your everyday condom!” He slid a thermos-size cylinder over to me. It had a power cable and a hinged top. “It comes with this.”
I opened the top. Tiny holes inside adorned the walls and a rounded metal cylinder stood mounted to the bottom. “Um. Okay…”
