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I glared at the condom. It looked normal enough. “So it’s effective? You’re sure it won’t break or anything?”
“Oh, definitely. I’ve run it through a battery of tests. Stretching, pressure, friction, you name it.”
A disturbing thought popped into my head. “Wait. Have you used this one?”
“No, but it wouldn’t matter if I had. The cleaning process renders it sterile.”
“Are you kidd—” I stopped myself and took a breath. Then, as calmly as I could, I said, “It would matter, Svoboda. Maybe not biologically, but psychologically.”
He shrugged.
I deliberated for a moment, then finally said, “Okay, it’s a deal. But I’m not promising to run out and get laid.”
“Sure, sure,” he said. “Just…whenever the next time it comes up naturally, you know?”
“Yeah, all right.”
“Excellent!” He picked up the condom box and cleaning device and handed them to me. “Call me if you have any questions.”
I took the items gingerly. Not my proudest moment, but logically speaking there was nothing wrong with it. I was just doing some product testing, right? That’s not weird, right?
Right?
I started to leave. Then I stopped and turned back toward him. “Hey…have you ever heard of something called ZAFO?”
“No, should I have?”
“Nah, don’t worry about it. I’ll drop by tomorrow afternoon to pick up the device.”
“It’s my day off. Want to meet at the park instead? Say, three p.m.?”
“That works,” I said.
“Can I ask what this thing is for?”
“Nope.”
“Okay. See you tomorrow.”
—
Conrad Down 6.
I drove Trigger down the familiar hallways and tried to ignore the sinking feeling in my gut. I knew every crooked hallway, every shop, and every scratch on every wall. I could close my eyes and tell where I was just from echoes and background noise.
I rounded the corner to Crafters Row. The best tradesmen in town worked here, but there were no flashing signs or advertisements. They didn’t need to draw in customers. They got their business through reputation.
I parked in front of CD6-3028, got out, and hesitated at the door. I turned away in a moment of cowardice, steeled myself, then turned back and rang the buzzer.
A man with a weathered face answered the door. He had a well-trimmed beard and wore a white taqiyah (head covering). He stared at me quietly for a moment, then said, “Huh.”
“Good evening, Father,” I said in Arabic.
“Are you in trouble?”
“No.”
“Do you need money?”
