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“Why not make an example of J. P. Morgan? He stuck his big nose in the ship canal limelight. Why don’t they shine it on him?”
The Washington lawyer answered blandly. “I’m afraid, sir, we must accept that it is what it is.”
Lawyers loved that line of talk. “It is what it is” shifted the blame for their incompetence to the client.
“Roosevelt is behind this.”
“It is President Roosevelt’s Justice Department. In fact, sir, I would be remiss not to warn you that the impulse to prosecute appears to come straight from the White House.”
“But why me, dammit? Why not Morgan’s canal?”
Brewster Claypool would have mimicked Roosevelt fulminating in a high-pitched falsetto: “Ramapo would levy a two-hundred-million-dollar rich-man tax against the parched citizens of the nation’s greatest city.”
Bloody, bloody hell!
“Did you say something, sir?”
This was much worse than Culp had feared. “I’m leaving Scranton,” he said.
“Shall I ride back to New York with you, Mr. Culp? I can catch a Washington express from there.”
Culp’s conductor rousted the lawyer off his train.
His engineer blew the ahead signal.
His locomotive steamed from the private platform, maneuvered out of the yards onto a cleared track, and began to labor up the steep grade into the Pocono Mountains. Culp got to work, dictating mental notes into a graphophone. Suddenly, the front vestibule door flew open, admitting the full thunder of the straining locomotive. He looked up. As swarthy a complexioned Italian as ever had sneaked past immigration officials pushed into his car.
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“Where the devil did you come from?”
Culp did not wait for the intruder to answer but instead grabbed his pistol from his desk drawer and leveled it at the swarthy man’s head. The only reason not to put a bullet through it was that he might be a stupid track worker who had been somehow swept along when the train left Scranton, in which case sorting it out with the local authorities would end any hope of getting to the Cherry Grove in time for a late supper. But he wasn’t a track worker; he was wearing a rucksack like a hobo.
“Do you understand English?” he roared. “Who the hell are you?”
The man did speak English, in a rolling manner that reminded Culp of Claypool at his most convoluted.
“I am a stranger with an irresistible offer to become well known to you.”
“That’ll be the day. Raise your hands.”
The man raised his hands. Culp saw that he was holding a length of cord that stretched behind him and out the vestibule door. “What’s that string?”
“The trigger.”
“What? Trigger? What trigger?”
“To trigger the detonator.”
“Deton—”
“I should lower my hand,” the intruder interrupted. “I’m stretching the slack. If the train lurches, I might tug it by mistake. If that were to happen, a stick of dynamite would blow up the coupler that holds your private car to your private locomotive.”
“Are you a lunatic? We’ll roll back down into Scranton and both die.”
“Chissà,” said the man.
“Kiss-a? What the blazes is kiss-a dago for?”
