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So I really just need an excuse to send out a NL because I love writing letters! 2/19/2017
So when I was a lil' girl I used to write in a diary...
Right. Like you know drawing hearts and talking about how Jeremy kissed me at the back of the line and how I wondered if I was going to have his baby now...like normal stuff.
But so I went out for a drink last night with a friend and I'm telling her did I really grow up from the way I was when I was like 15 years old?
I mean, I still like pink. I still like pretty things. I still wanna smell good.
I mean the only thing that's different now is probably I have boobs, ass, and have sex. And I have to actually work out hard at the gym - seemed so easy to be skinny when you were in like 9th grade, ya know?
So my friend is like ya I'm still sort of a kid, but that's good. Case in point, I should totally bat my eyes at this guy who was giving us the stare from across the bar.
So I totally batted my eyes and he came over!
He was like out with three of his friends. He works as head of business development for a startup here in the Bay.
So this morning I was talking to one of my Naughty Angels and then he woke up and I had morning sex in a looooong time!
Moral of the story? If someone tells you to act your age, tell them to fuck off. We're women. And we're the best. So we can do whatever we wanna.
That's the whole point of the Mona thing. That was the whole point of Wicked Lil' Brat. Which is below.
OMG! My book is in the Amazon Top 100! 2/22/2017
Wet Wednesdays! Guaranteed to get your panties so wet that you have to peel them off...
LMAO!
So I was thinking something today and this is always kinda funny.
So there are some authors who will sign up for another author's newsletter to be like oh I wonder what so and so is doing and I'm genuinely interested in them.
And some who are all about like oh lemme see what secrets I can learn are they doing something secret that I can pick up on or did they carry me in their newsletter like they said they would.
But I was just shaking my head because these poor authors whoever if any signed up for my newsletter are having to read daily the torrent of ridiculous chatter that comes out of my head.
So maybe they are juggling stressful writing with releasing and I send an email talking about moaning, groaning, sucking, and slurping and they're like Oh My God. Why did I ever bother?
But whatevs, you know. As long as I don't bother you. Because my readers are seriously the most important people to me.
Without you guys, I wouldn't be h
ere. I mean I would seriously do anything for readers because this isn't just about telling stories and writing dirty wordies for me. This is about bringing some happiness and escape and peace to my readers. To make them smile. To make them laugh. To do some good in the world.
I honestly believe that and I promise I will never, ever take you for granted.
I'm starting to tear up here a bit, so gonna end this now, ladies.
Check out my $100 giveaway on my page! I have it out for thanking readers for getting Wicked Lil' Brat into the Top 100 in Amazon (woohoo!)
OMG My book is still in the Top 100! 2/23/2017
So last night my Naughty Angel was telling me something she did for Valentines Day...
She was trying to save money and so she cut up a lot of paper and wrote down a sexual favor on each of them. Then she put them in a box and she told her man that he could pick something randomly from the box and she would do it!
