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Would you read about the thong smelling billionaire? LOL
NO!!
Yes!!!
Who are you again??
I'm smelling my thong right now!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
Misbehavior
So I'm supposed to behave when visiting the folks, right? Not so...
So I came down to visit my parents for Father’s Day. I came down on a Saturday. You remember, because we’re gonna do the press conference on Sunday right, but I couldn’t. So something funny happened on Sunday that I was telling my naughty angels about.
So first off, it was like scorching hot here – like 108 degrees or something crazy. Not a cloud in the sky. So what do I do? After Fathers Day brunch I put on my teeny tiniest bikini and go out by the pool. I mean, its just my parents around so I’m not worried about stares but they’re also out of the house. And I remember WorkMom and what she always lectures me about so I took some sunscreen.
So we have a big backyard and it has a pool but like its still in a neighborhood and there is two story houses adjoining ours. Think regular suburbia. So like I remember when I was in high school one of my parents friends in the neighborhood would always look out his window to his home office whenever me or my girlfriends were next to the pool between senior year and college.
At the time, I gotta be honest, I was sorta creeped out. But he’s harmless and he’s actually a pillar in the community. Like puts on the block party and organizes the neighborhood Christmas Carolers and then the 10k we do every year and stuff. Anyways, so he’s got 3 kids and a wife and he works from home and he used to always always stare at us. A couple times we used to wave and he used to wave back.
So I’m lying next to my pool on Sunday and all of a sudden I think of him and I look over.
But he’s not there.
I gotta be honest, I kinda missed him. But the sun is bearing down STRONG and this is such a good opportunity with the parental units out of the house so some quick tugs and my boobs are free and I no longer have to worry about tan lines!
So I’m reading and enjoying the sun when all of a sudden I see a bit of movement.
And yep, there is Mr. Neighbor. Staring at me. It’s been 12 years and he’s back. And he’s staring at me topless.
And somehow, I don’t seem to mind. Maybe it’s like a secret between the two of us. I mean, the guy and his wife know and interact socially with my parents. It was kind of a thrill. There I was, my boobs all tingly with the sun, bared out to this guy that I’d known growing up lol.
So, there’s something I wanted to do on Sunday. And I did it today. What is it? I can’t tell just now because this NL is already long enough. We’re gonna have to wait till tomorrow.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
Mom
So a lil' bit about what's going on with me...
So I’m back in SF to grab some things. I’m heading down to stay with my parents for a few weeks but I’ll be back and forth between there and here a lot for the summer it looks like. It’s nothing about guys, just my mom is probably gonna need to have a pacemaker put into her sometime. After Father’s Day, I stayed around an extra day (I mean, I used the second day to hang out by the pool, give Mr. Neighbor a better look, and get him to sorta participate in the peeping lol – but that’s a story for later) but for like the last month my Mom was saying that she get out of breath easily so yesterday I took her to the doctor in the afternoon. In the morning parents went to brunch at the country club they’re part of and that’s when I did my poolside shenanigans but then I took her to the doctor and apparently the doctor thinks that one side of her heart isn’t conducting electricity or something. So to fix it, they need to insert a pacemaker. Like, she’s had valve replacement surgery before and this pacemaker thing is apparently a 1 to 2 hour procedure and it actually increases life expectancy, but still, I’m kinda wanting to be close to her, ya know?
So I am gonna see WineBar later on tonight and then I'll be back down to my parent's tomorrow.
So, basically, I’ll be travelling back and forth between SF and my parents house. It’s not a big deal. Like only about 2 and half hours if you drive at 60, and I usually drive at 80.
Today though I took the train and it drops me off right at the BART station and that takes me like one block from my condo. But the train ride was sooo productive!
I got the
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