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OMG! I Guess I Don't Learn.
So do you remember the way I totally got waaaay too drunk at that barbecue?
Well bring out the fireworks and the sausage and apparently I head right back out into inappropriate behavior LOL
Happy Fourth! I hope you're celebrating Independence Day (if you're in the US) with 12 inches...of hot dogs hahaha
I can't really blame R. R. Banks for everything I've been saying today because I'm a big girl... but I will say that after reading Major O waiting for the fireworks to start, I was totally thinking about a different kinda mayonnaise getting rubbed all over my face!
OMG I think I actually said that to someone I suggested could be my sausage buddy between a few beers (ya have to have beer at a barbecue) and they may not have got the joke, Angels, so I'm glad ya understand me!!
Like I was trying not to think about anything and just enjoy the music and time away from writing - Lana Angel (you probably know her as Dark Angel) insisted that I take some time today even though she's been super excited to work on this book I owe her a chapter for!
Hahaha I will get to it later and get a little tipsy for America, sure. I grabbed a few girlfriends and headed out..
Single?
OMG! We’re only two days out from when I’m talking to WineBar!
When I finally got in last night, I knew I was kinda gonna be hungover from too much fourth of July fun.
But like it was good to hang out with some girlfriends and not worry about guys.
Now honestly, we’re here today and I’ve recovered. And I’m writing this really hot chapter for a book Lana and I are working on and haha I start thinking well umm now I’m all horny.
I don’t want to mess with DoctorDick again because I don’t need him thinking I’m looking for something more than pure animal lust.
And I can’t just text WineBar and set up to fail again like when in just two days we’re talking.
Lana told me to just like write out my frustrations but lol she’s always saying that!!
She and I both know that when I get like this I don’t generally just lie down and wait for the horny to pass so I have the next survey!
What should I do about being a horny single girl with maybe too many options?
Text WineBar now! If he answers, then you won’t be all frustrated!
Jump on DoctorDick again, sex can lead to more sex!
Get dressed up and find a new dick - then tell us all the details!
Calm down, and maybe write more books
I'll send you the results of the survey later tonight!
The 45%
45 Percent of You Said Write More!
And I did! When I take writing breaks I kinda wanna keep the smut muscles strong so I picked up this awesome box set. Reading more words it like motivates me to actually write my own haha
Oh and 20 percent of you were like give DoctorDick another jump!! I'll consider of course. I’m not one to just forget those kinds of orgasms. I shucked myself on the man after all and he is a Doctor. Like that’s gotta be good for me...
Prowling…
So I know I asked you guys what to do last night and I know that we all thought give DoctorDick another go, but I was thinking and no that doesn’t hurt my brain gimme a break lol. Like, since when did the whole idea of a smart girl become something to put a frowny face on ya know? Like women are smarter than men. That’s just a fact. I hate it when some of my friends act like they’re not.
