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Alexis
ComputerChip
Oh. My. God.
Now that I got some sleep, I’m totally able to focus on what went down last night.
I mean, at first the night was pretty good. With my girls it was amazing. We got picked up by this old guy driving a limo who was looking for fares to go across the bridge to the East Bay and since we were crossing the Bay Bridge we were like sure why not?
So we got a bottle of champagne from this one store (cheap stuff, like 5 bucks tops) and some glasses and were all big baller in the limo as we cruised down the Bay Bridge. Dinner was fun too! But then we went to this house party.
So I had been texting with WineBar a bit throughout the night and he was like I’m working so you know, I can’t show you pictures of my cock but here’s a picture of a beer imagine its my cock. And I’m like WTF. Like, what kinda sexting is this, ya know?
So anyways, my friend is gonna introduce me to ComputerChip who works at Intel and is supposedly hot. He does hang gliding on his spare time.
I don’t really have many expectations because after dinner I’m sorta buzzed. LOL like all I can think about is maybe finding the keg and getting some more beer. Seriously, plz don’t think I’m an alkie or anything, I was just having a fun night.
Anyways so finally, CompterChip guy comes over with his friends. And I take one look and I’m like oh hell no.
1He has a damn unibrow
2He’s wearing a sweater vest
3I have bigger arms than him (like the arms are skinny)
I’m not ALL about looks, and if he really was so hot according to my friends’ friend, I thought lets give him a chance. So I smile sweetly as he gets me a beer and we go off to talk a bit. I’m still keeping an open mind because I mean, we’re at a party. This is the very definition of fish in the sea. There are fish swimming all around me.
So when I come back I’m gonna tell you all about what happened afterwards.
Hugs and Kisses and Lots of Love,
Alexis Angel
Freeway
So I have forgotten the Bad Date Weekend
I have dance class every Monday morning. I drive across the San Rafael bridge to get to my dance class. It’s a fun two hours I practice (FYI I used to be a competitive ballroom dancer back in the day) and today I was driving down and the toll booth was slowing traffic down and it was the morning and I was doing my makeup in the car like I normally do.
I was wondering to myself like why do I even bother to do makeup because it’s obvious after ComputerChip that I’m gonna be stuck with unibrow losers who don’t wear clean clothes and are virgins. Either that or I’m gonna be stuck with WineBar who is a cute guy and works as a bartender and gives me good love but when I try to get him to sext he sends me pictures of beer bottles and not his cock.
So I’m thinking this is my dating life at the moment. It’s not so bad.
And then I look over out my drivers side window.
And realize that cars are going really slowly in traffic so I’m crawling along and this guy is looking at me. Making faces.
I’m a bit taken aback but he makes a face and a caricature of putting on lipstick using the rearview mirror.
I can’t help but laugh!
Then he makes a face of doing his hair. Obviously he’s making fun of me and who knows how long he’s been watching me as we crawled through traffic.
I can’t help but LOL at his antics.
We go on back and forth a few times.
Finally the crème de la crème.
