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“Hmm, I wanna sip on some cock cream, yours for starters.” I lick my lips.
Big Mike, one of the bartenders, catches my eye and gives me a head nod. I wave him over, eyein’ him as he makes his way over to us. They call him Big Mike ’cause everything on him is big—big head, big eyes, big nose, big lips, big hands and fingers, big feet, big balls and an extra big dick. The only reason I haven’t fucked him is because he’s my third son’s daddy’s relative.
Big Mike smiles at me. “Wassup, Cassandra? Where’s ya girl tonight?”
I flip my wrist. “Where else, sniffin’ up underneath Knutz’s musty balls.”
He laughs. “Yo, you ain’t right.”
“Well, I ain’t wrong, either.”
“I heard that. What can I get you tonight?”
“Let me get a Cum Cannon. Go heavy on the nut tonight.” Code for extra Bailey’s and Crème de Cacao.
“Comin’ right up. Oh, I got that new Crack Pipe on deck if you wanna hit that, instead.”
I snap. “What? I know you’re not standin’ here tryna play me, Mike. You and I go way back, niggah. I smoke weed. Not crack! Take that shit on somewhere else, comin’ to me with that. Your motherfuckin’ fat-ass mammy and stank-ass sister smoke that shit, niggah.”
Buddha laughs. “Oh, shit. She just went in, son.”
Big Mike starts laughin’ too. “Yo, Cassie, yo’ ass is crazy as hell; for real, baby. Now you know I wouldn’t play you like that. I already know how you get down. I’m talkin’ about the new drink we’re featurin’ tonight.”
I place a hand up over my mouth, feeling bad that I called his mother and sister out like that. “Oops. Well, why you didn’t say that shit in the first place? My bad.” I ask him what’s in it. He tells me Wild Turkey, 151, and Rumple Minze—a peppermint liqueur. I frown. “Uh, I’ll pass. I can think of somethin’ a whole lot more excitin’ to get strung out on.”
He laughs. “It’s all good, baby.” I apologize for gettin’ at his mom like that. “Yo, you know I don’t sweat shit like that, baby. We cool. How’s my lil’ cuz doin’?”
“Da’Quan’s fine.” He’s my nineteen-year-old. And Big Mike happens to be Darryl’s nephew. “I’m tryin’ to keep him from lettin’ them fast-ass hoes out there get him caught up. I keep tellin’ him to keep that long dick of his in his pants and that head on his shoulders in them books.”
“That’s wassup. He’s still at Howard?”
“He sure is. He has two more years to go. And I’m not about to let him fuck it up on some wet pussy.” Out of all of my boys, Da’Quan and my seventeen-year-old, Marquelle, are the two who I know are gonna do somethin’ really good with their lives. I am so proud of ’em both. And I will stomp a hole in any bitch who tries to bring either one of ’em down. Then I’ma stomp their asses out for lettin’ ’em.
He smiles. “Yo, that’s wassup. Stay in my lil’ cuz’s ass.” He digs in his pocket, pullin’ out a wad of money. He peels off three bills, then slides them to me. “Give him this. And tell him I said to hit me up when he gets a chance. I wanna rap to him.”
“I sure will,” I say, foldin’ the Benjamins in half, then again. I stuff the money down in my bra. “Now hurry up with my drink. I need my throat coated with somethin’ thick and creamy.” I shoot a look over at Buddha.
Big Mike laughs, shakin’ his head as he walks off.
“Yo, you wild for real for real,” Buddha says. “You spazzed out on dude real quick.”
“Mmmph. He’ll get over it. Big Mike knows how I am. And if you got ya mind right, you’d know too.”
He slings back his shot glass. “Aaah. I know how you get down; you real thorough with yours.”
“And you know I like the young boys, too.”
He nods. “Yeah, I heard.”
I eye him as he tosses back another shot glass, then licks his lips. He chases it back with his Heineken. “Uh-huh. And what else you heard?” He shifts in his seat. I can tell I’ve put him on the spot. I smile. “It’s cool. You can tell me.”
“Nah, you cool peeps. I’ve never heard anyone say anything sideways about you. Know what I’m sayin’?”
“Buddha, baby. It’s okay. I know niggahs talk. They’re worse than bitches.” I lean in closer, slide my hand between his legs on the sly, then whisper in his ear. “I know you’ve heard I have some real good pussy, and a deep, fat ass. You heard I like to be fucked in all three holes, haven’t you? Keep it real.”
He rubs his chin. Openin’ and closin’ his legs. “Yeah, sumthin’ like that.”
“And you not curious?”
