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He was a fairly introverted guy, in spite of what many would’ve seen as his wild, nontraditional, polygamous relationship, and Lo was…Lo. Completely unique in every way.
“You’re writing a book on sex?” Randy asked, stalling for time, Ryan was sure.
“On the female orgasm,” West supplied, as if he couldn’t be prouder. “Lo’s including lots of case studies. She won’t use your real name unless you want her to.”
“Oh darn. I was hoping I could refer my parents to check out page two-hundred-eleven.”
Jules giggled and slapped his leg. “See, it’s always the quiet ones. He has a great tongue.”
“Jules,” Randy muttered, sounding pained.
“Perfect. Just the kind of info I’m looking for.” Lauren cocked her head. “So, do you climax easiest from penetration or oral attention? And do you prefer just tongue action or tongue and fingers or tongue and toy?”
“Toy, fingers, and tongue,” Jules said seriously.
“Or maybe you prefer two cocks. Since you have two cocks at your disposal. That’s simply fascinating. I have to interview you.”
“I’m just going to sit over here and die,” Randy said under his breath. “Nobody mind me.”
West fell over on his side laughing, nearly crushing Lo. Not that she cared. Without missing a beat, she clambered over the seat to join Randy and Jules.
Ryan dragged West up to a sitting position by the back of his shirt. “She better not ask me any sex questions.”
“Did you grow a vagina when I wasn’t looking?” West cocked a brow. “I’m not even sure you’ve touched any recently.”
“You would be wrong.”
“Is that why you’ve been manstruating all night? Babe problems?”
Ryan kicked out his legs and shoved his phone in his pocket. “Not in the slightest.”
“If you want some tips, Lo and I have been trying some new stuff…”
Ryan flipped him off and stared out the window until West got the hint and started playing with his own phone. Lo was barraging Randy and Jules with questions, but Ryan tuned them out. Thankfully the ride to the shop was brief.
The building that housed the store was narrow and white, oddly reminiscent of a giant white phallus. That probably was just coincidental, since there was a strip mall beside it. At the top of a short flight of stairs was a purple door, and
the display window was also framed by thick purple curtains. Velvet, naturally. All in all, it didn’t look like an adult shop. Even opening the door and stepping inside brought to mind a psychic’s parlor more than a place that sold dildos and whips.
Everything was gold and purple and luxe. Not cheap-looking in the slightest. His female bandmates’ heels clicked on the black-and-white tile floor as they rushed forward to check out the racks of lingerie. Mirrors were everywhere, offering too many views of his clenched jaw and hooded eyes.
He definitely looked like a guy who needed to get laid.
“Can I help you find anything, sir?” A petite redhead in a green jumpsuit held out a silver platter that contained several multicolored condoms, packets of flavored lube, and a few other interesting items that bore further investigation. “These are all complimentary samples. Feel free to try any you’d like. We also can show you to the full-sized items in the store available for purchase.”
“Thanks.” Feeling more than a little weird, he pocketed a couple of the condoms without checking the colors and nudged one of the lube packets. “Where would I find the full-sized bottle of this?”
“Near the anal exploration section. Over here...” She gave him a flirty smile. “Unless you’d rather I just show you a selection myself?”
The door opened and, as if by magic, the others arrived. Ryan didn’t have to glance over to know Denver would be leading the crew. That was her standard MO, and besides, it just fit his night. Perfect timing for her to stroll in while a cute redhead was holding out condoms and lube and offering to show him the anal products.
“Wait, what did you say?”
“I’ll go select a few of our most popular offerings.” She giggled and pointed to a deep purple settee. “Just wait over there with a glass of fizzy water and I’ll bring them right over and demonstrate some of their uses.”
“Demonstrate.” He had to be imagining she’d said that. Or it didn’t mean what his dazed mind was trying to insist.
What kind of place was this exactly?
