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"No. As I said before, I am a bastard, not a sonofabitch."
"I know why you and Randy don't get along."
"I don't think so, but what does it matter? I accept your apology. Now, what's the favor you want?"
"I can't believe you drank that already," she said.
"Here is the proof," he said, holding the martini glass upside down. "And now I am going to have to make myself another, having let chivalry get in the way of my common sense."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"I gave you my second martini," he said.
He got up and walked to the wet bar.
"You may ask me the favor," he said, as he went to the freezer for another frozen glass.
There were two glasses in the freezer. He looked at them a long moment, and then took both out.
That would seem to prove that I am indeed the sonofabitch that she thinks-and Dick knows-I am.
But not to worry. Virtue will triumph.
If I so much as lightly touch her shoulder, she will throw the martini in my face and then kick me with practiced skill in the scrotum.
He set about making a second duo of dry martini cocktails according to the famous recipe of Brigadier General Bruce J. McNab.
Beth came across the room to where he stood.
He looked at her and then away.
"You might as well go sit back down," he said, stirring the gin-and-ice mixture. "You have had your ration of martinis."
"My family likes, really likes, your family," Beth said. "That was all they talked about at breakfast."
"And my family likes your family. Since both families are extraordinarily nice people, why does that surprise you?"
"My mother and father are going to San Antonio. Did you know that?"
"Abuela told me."
"Abuela?"
"My grandmother. Dona Alicia."
"Why do they call her that?"
"They don't call her Abuela. Fernando and I do. It means 'grandmother' in Spanish. They call our abuela 'Dona Alicia' as a mark of respect."
"I'm going to marry Randy," she said.
"I seem to recall having heard that somewhere."
"That will make Randy part of my family."
"Yeah, I guess it will."
"What I would like to do is patch things up between you and Randy."
