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Theo: I feel less intelligent for watching this.
Laney: But you can’t look away
, admit it! It’s the spin they put on things I tell you. And Brett is the perfect ringleader. He plays the peacekeeper, but he’s the antagonist.
Theo: Why, oh why are they crying over him? They’ve only known him for a few days, and he’s in drag.
Laney: I think he’s sort of cute.
Theo: Check your temp.
Laney: I’m serious, he’s got pretty eyes.
Theo: He’s wearing eyeliner. I demand we find something else to watch.
Laney: It’s called guyliner. Fine, you pick something.
Theo: Ancient Aliens.
Laney: Oh, hell no, you criticize me for my show, but have you seen the hair on some of those ancient astronaut theorists?
Theo: At least some of it’s logical.
Laney: It’s mostly bullshit.
Theo: Fine, onto episode two.
Laney: I knew it, you’re hooked!
Theo: QT Episode two
Thirty minutes later…
Theo: Jesus, they aren’t even captioning the French girl correctly. They’re spelling it the way she’s talking. Z car. Really?
Laney: Only you would be worried about that, instead of commenting on her huge French tits.
Theo: I highly doubt they are French.
Laney: Not your type?
Theo: My dick shrank when I saw her come out nipples blazing. No Class.
Laney: What’s your type? Let me guess, Daphne from Scooby Doo?
Theo: Why do I talk to you?
Laney: Because I’m entertaining.
Theo: Ha. ^^^ it’s the first G you’ve ever used. I still read it as entertainin’.
Laney: You’re an ass.
Theo: I swear I heard you say that.
Laney: That’s cause I’m behind you.
Pause…
