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“How could taking a girl to dinner be complicated? It’s ordering food and then consuming it. Or do engineers do it differently?”
He squints. “We eat the same, and it’s not just dinner. There’s texting and phone calls and meeting up with each other for meals and defending yourself if you talk to other girls and all that bullshit about love and feelings you girls throw our way. Not to mention, every girl, in the back of her mind, is always thinking about marriage.”
“Is that what you think?”
“That’s my experience, and I don’t have time for that kind of commitment or the emotional roller coaster right now.”
“Ah,” I singsong, “I get it. She dumped you.”
“Who?”
“Your ex-girlfriend. Don’t worry. I understand. I just had a bad breakup, too. Stupid prickwad was screwing someone else. He couldn’t handle all of my awesomeness anymore.”
“Or maybe it was your colorful personality?” he says sarcastically.
“Again, my awesomeness.”
