Page 55 of Guava Flavored Lies


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Lauren leaned forward as if she didn’t want to miss whatever juicy detail she was going to share.

Sylvie winced. “She was the absolute worst kisser I’ve ever kissed, and let’s remember that I also dated guys back then.”

“No.” Lauren gasped, her hand to her chest as if to keep her heart from breaking. “But she was so hot!”

“I know! Imagine my surprise!” Sylvie shouted, her cheeks flushed with color. “She did this thing with her tongue where she kind of like jabbed it in my mouth.” Sylvie demonstrated a snake strike with her hand.

“How many times did you kiss her?” Lauren managed to finish the question as she laughed so hard her sides hurt.

Sylvie cackled, no longer even trying to hide her glee. “Like ten times! I kept trying to show her how to not accost my face, but she was a woman on a mission!” She laughed so hard she doubled over. “And just once she tried to get in my pants. Just jammed her hand right in there. I’m pretty sure I still have a bruise.”

“I wish I’d known this then.” Lauren wiped a tear from her eye, still cracking up as she imagined a miserable Sylvie enduring an onslaught just to spite her. “I was so jealous that I thought I was going to burst. I still can’t tolerate Coldplay. That’s what you get for being a little shit.”

“Yeah. Joke was definitely on me. You know it was so bad that she single-handedly made me question my sexuality. There was no way I wasn’t attracted to an objectively hot girl, but nope. It was just that bad.”

“Man, you’ve ruined all my fantasies.”

“Well.” Sylvie tossed her bottle into a huge recycling bin next to the bar. “I guess I’m going to have to replace them with new ones.” She grabbed Lauren by the hand and dragged her to the space in front of the stage where a dozen people were dancing.

Allowing herself to be led, Lauren shuffled through the sand. Her eyes glued to Sylvie’s body. There was no doubt that Sylvie would make good on her word. She’d already seeded new desires in Lauren’s mind.

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