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We are all walking up to the club door, the girls are walking with their arms linked together just a few steps in front of us. They are joking and laughing. The relationship they have is something special that’s for damn sure. “Those three are going to get us in trouble tonight if we aren’t careful.” I look over at Dick and he raises his eyebrows at me.
“Fuck. Well, let’s try to keep them as close as possible.” I never thought about these three attracting the attention of all the other assholes at the club. I instantly start looking around. Campbell starts laughing at me.
“What the hell are you looking for? Someone holding a sign that says, ‘I’m going to make a move on your girl.’” I growl at him and punch him in the arm.
“Fuck off, douche. You get to go home and screw your girl, I get to go jerk off, so yea, I’m a little on edge.” Both of my asshole friends laugh this time and I just flip them off. I know they don’t understand, but it is working for fuck sake. Screw them both.
We all pay our way in the club and I grab Maddie’s hand as soon as we walk in. I look around taking it all in. It’s dark, with lights all over the dance floor. The bar is huge, completely lined with bar stools, which are all taken. There are people everywhere, dancing, sitting at tables, standing and talking. You have guys drinking getting ready to make a move
and girls shaking their asses trying to get attention. Campbell leads the way to a booth close to the dance floor. We all squeeze in it and a waitress, who normally would have my dick standing at attention, comes over. I put my hand on Maddie’s leg under the table and realize that no one has gotten the attention of my dick since we’ve been together. I fucking love that.
Once we all place our drink order, I lean back in the seat and put my arms on the back of the booth. “Well, I for one think this is going to be a kickass night. Think of all the truth or dare we could do here.” They all laugh, but I’m dead fucking serious. I’m going to make Dick and Campbell look like idiots on the dance floor. I can’t fucking wait.
After we have a few drinks, the girls decide they need to get out there and dance. Like a bunch of lions watching over their pride, or pussy whipped assholes, we sit watching the girls. I can’t take my eyes off of Maddie. The way she moves not only has my attention, but my dick’s attention too. Her hips are moving to the beat, her tits are bouncing and when she lets her head fall back with her eyes closed letting the music take over, I want to drag her to my bed. I keep my eyes on her the entire time she is out there, even when Dick and Campbell are talking to me.
“Young, I have to admit this was a good idea.” I sip my beer and give Dick a shake of my head.
“No shit, asshole. I always have good ideas; you pussies just won’t give them a chance.” If they gave me a chance, we would do a lot more fun things. They just like to do the same shit and it gets boring, except for truth or dare, that fucking game kicks ass. “I say we play a little truth or dare while the girls are dancing.”
They are quite for a minute before Campbell finally gives in. “What the fuck, why not?” I grin thinking of all reasons why he’ll bitch at me later.
“Alright, truth or dare, Campbell?” I cross my arms and give him a smirk. He shakes his head looking from Red to me.
“Fuck. Dare.” I am actually impressed because I thought for sure he would use his vagina and call truth. I look around the club trying to come up with something different. I’m sick of the kiss that one dare. I need to think out of the box. I’m looking at all these tools on the dance floor thinking they have moves when it hits me. I lean my arms on the table and smile.
“I dare you to get your ass out on the dance floor and do the robot.” Dick chokes on his beer and I hold out my fist for a pound. Campbell does not look happy.
“Are you fucking kidding? You want me to make a complete ass of myself?”
“What the fuck is the point of a dare if it’s not something that will humiliate you?” I lean back in the booth, looking over to make sure Maddie is still good. She and the girls have formed a circle, dancing and laughing together. Satisfied that she is fine, I turn my attention back to Campbell. “Well?”
“You’re a fucking douche and you better call dare when I get back.” He slowly pushes his way out of the booth. Dick and I are trying not to laugh, but it is hard looking at his pissed off face. He makes his way to the dance floor, shaking his head the entire way. Once he is out there, he looks around to see if anyone is looking at him. He then looks back over at us and flips me off. I give him a nod, meaning get on with it already you fucking pussy. He shakes his head one last time before he starts to move his arms like a robot, then he adds a bit of his head and finally his legs start to move. I am pounding on the table I’m laughing so hard. He looks like a fucking idiot. Not only because he’s on the dance floor doing the robot but a terrible robot at that.
“Holy shit, dude, he’s horrible.” This causes me to laugh even harder. Campbell looks over at us and stops his awful impression of the robot, and comes walking back over. He is looking around on his way over, checking again if anyone is looking. By the time he reaches us, Dick and I are laughing so hard I can’t even talk.
“Laugh it up, asswipes. I’ve got a dare for both of you.” He guzzles his beer, waiting for us to compose ourselves. Finally, I catch my breath and take a sip of my beer. “You ready?” I shake my head and clear my throat.
“Yep, I’m ready for my dare. Nice robot by the way.” Dick and I start to laugh again and Campbell joins in this time.
“Fuck off. Alright, we are all doing dance moves tonight. I dare you to get out there and do the funky chicken.” I can’t help but bust out laughing with him and Dick. What a fucking stupid dance, but I’ll do it without even complaining I’m not a pussy.
“Done. Watch and learn boys.” I get up and make my way to the dance floor. You would think by now, they would all realize that I am not easily embarrassed. I’ll do just about anything, I don’t care who’s watching. I get on the dance floor and peak over to check on Maddie once before I do my kickass funky chicken. They are all still together, so I turn back and give the guys a thumbs up. I start rocking back and forth, before I add in my arms to make them look like wings. Those two assholes are hysterical, but I’m not done yet. I start making my way around the dance floor, flapping my arms and even throwing in a chicken noise every few steps. People are pointing and laughing, to which I raise my arm to salute them. After a few minutes, I head back to the table, laughing at myself. A few people slap me on the back on the way back and I bow. I love being stupid as hell, makes life more interesting. How fucking boring would it be, if you took yourself too seriously and couldn’t laugh at yourself? I make it to the table and sit down. Dick hands me a fresh beer and I graciously take it.
“Young, you just don’t give a fuck do you?” Campbell shakes his head still laughing.
“If you guys would stop being pussies and grow a set, you’d realize it’s all how you do it. I don’t give a fuck, I like to have fun and laugh. Even if it’s at myself, stop taking shit so seriously, have fun.” I sit back in the booth, tip my cold beer at them, and take a drink.
“Sometimes you actually make sense, Young.” I look at Dick and put the bottle down.
“I don’t know why the fuck you two are always second guessing me. Just because I like to have fun doesn’t mean I’m a fucking idiot.” They both look at each other and tip their beers at me. Damn right.
The girls come back to the booth laughing and sit down. “That was so much fun.” I can’t help but smile when Campbell pulls Red onto his lap.
“I agree, let’s get a drink and go back out.” Becca tries to get the waitresses attention.
“We are definitely going back out, but the guys are coming with us this time.” I give Maddie a wink. Fuck yea, I’ll get out there with her. I can’t wait to run my hands all over her sexy body. I wrap my arm around her shoulders and pull her closer. I lean down to whisper in her ear.
“You bet your perfect tits and ass I’ll be out there with you.” She giggles and I kiss her cheek. She doesn’t shy away from the attention I show her in front of everyone anymore. Just another sign to me that this no sex torture is actually working. I need her to open up to me more, tell me things before I can finally get my dick wrapped in that delicious pussy.
