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CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
“All right, motherfuckers,” Clay called out. “The informal poll y’all took amongst yourselves like the trashy, ungrateful heathens y’all are suggested you wanted better entertainment here, and that you wanted to see Timmy do a rope trick.”
“Tie me up and spank me, Tim,” Stella shouted and wriggled her ass.
Behind her back, Carine pantomimed opening a switchblade, and made aWant me to?gesture to Valerie.
Fortunately, Leah wasn’t paying either of them any attention. Her focus was up front, so Valerie scrunched her nose at Carine and mouthed, “Not just yet.”
Carine nodded and put her invisible weapon away.
“Like we always say,” Clay continued, “Don’t try this shit at home without proper supervision and yadda yadda yadda. I don’t know why I tell y’all, because you motherfuckers are gonna do what you want. Go on and dislocate something but don’t come whining to me when you do. Remember—everything ain’t for everybody, okay?”
The crowd muttered a collective assent.
“I said,okay?”
They said “Yes” a little louder.
“You hear me, Stella?”
“Yeah, yeah.” The woman pouted.
Valerie cut her gaze to Carine, who rolled her eyes.
“All right.” Clay rubbed his palms together. “Timmy, you get the rope. I’ll find you a volunteer.”
Oh, hell.
Valerie wished the floor would open up and swallow her because she had a good hunch who his “random” volunteer was going to be.
“What’s he going to do?” Leah asked.
“He’s probably going to demonstrate a couple of simple knots,” Carine said. “You never know what’s going to happen if the volunteer is feeling frisky, though. Sometimes, one thing leads to another and a demonstration about one thing will segue into another. The best blowjob demonstration we ever had happened after someone gave a little talk about strap-on harnesses and dildos.”
“Lord, have mercy,” Leah said.
“Intense, right?” Valerie said. “Ready to go? It’s okay if this is too much for you.”Please, be too much for you, Valerie pleaded silently.
Leah sucked her teeth. “Girl, shut up. Damn. You need to get yourself some dick. There’s gotta be someone here who’ll take one for the team and lay you.”
Carine pinched her lips together, but her laugh came through her nose, anyway, as a snort.
Valerie sighed. She needed better friends and a less scandalous sister.
Clay stood in front of them, rubbing his chin as if he had no earthly idea who to pick. “Eenie, meenie, miney…”
“Ho?” Stella suggested.
“Bitch, I willcutyou,” Carine said.
“No need.” Clay took Valerie by the wrist and gave her a little pull to get her moving.
“Damn you, Clay,” she whispered.
“You could say no.”
“You’re a calculating, evil jackass.”
