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I grab my helmet and follow Coach out to the field. As I’m walking, I notice my pants are really tight. Like, extremelytight.
They’re so snug I honestly feel like they might break any minute. What the hell? Did I seriously put on some major weight or something?
As I start panicking about how I’m going to get through practice without splitting my pants open, I spot Dirk, who starts stomping up to me.
Uh oh, this can’t be good.
“Hey, Brady.” He lifts up my shirt and pats the fat bulging from the top of my tight pants. “Nice muffin top. Figured you would like it since you enjoy muffins so much.”
The whole team erupts into laughter as I look down at my itty-bitty pants and quickly realize what the hell happened.
The guys are laughing so hard they’re practically falling over each other.
“Really, guys?!” I yell at them as I waddle back to the locker room on my tippy toes. “Those muffins weren’t labeled!”
These dudes, I swear. I think they’re all starting to grow on me as much as Izzie has.
