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I stretch my arm further, trying to make my point…pointier.
“OUT!”
“But I’mnaked!” He groans, hands waving over his body to accentuate his state.
I don’t even blink, staring hard into his green eyes in a way that, I hope, brooks no further argument.
Finally, he drops his gaze, growling as he heads for the door.
I try not to watch his ass as he goes, failing miserably.
He turns the corner, and I hear his feet padding down the entry hall.
The door opens, hard.
“Oh, Sammi!” he hollers in his best singsong.
“What?!”
“You might wanna do something about this.”
There’s a chuckle in his voice that tells me I most definitely do not want to do something about that. Whatever it is.
Then the door closes.
Apprehensively, I follow in his wake.
What now?
Halfway down the hall, I find Mysti May.
She’s spooning what appears to be Bangkok’s answer to Celine Dion, wig and all.
On the floor beside them rests a large Buddha head, roughly severed at the neck and looking about as good as I feel.
Yeah. That seems about right.
I don’t even try to contain my laughter this time. Great bursts of lunatic giggles erupt from my throat.
On a morning of complete and utter insanity, this might just take the cake.
I continue laughing as I make my way back down the hall, hearing Mysti and her new friend groan behind me.
What the fuck happened last night?
My laughter finally dies off when my phone rings.
I make a mad dash for the coffee table, tripping and stumbling over god knows what along the way.
Eggs. Shit.
I slide my finger quickly across the screen, ignoring his call. I definitely can’t deal with him right now. Not until I figure out what the hell happened here.
I’ve been so busy playing catch up, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s flying in tonight.
In a few short hours, Eggs will be here, completely clueless and ready to get hitched. We’ve got lunch scheduled for this afternoon. Then the wedding ceremony tonight. And sometime in between all that, I’ll need to show him and the rest of the team my award…
Speaking of which…
Where the fuckismy award?
I scan the room with my eyes.
Of course, it’s nowhere in sight.
