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Chapter 12
Brendon
2:49 AM SATURDAY
“By the powers vested in me by the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you husband and wife. But remember, there is no return to sender,” Elvis says. “You may kiss your bride and may you forever keep each other all shook up.”
“Love me tender,” I whisper as I lift Mysti up off the ground, bringing her in for our first kiss as a married couple.
I gently place her back on the ground as tiny gold dicks float down all around us, landing in our hair, and a few even floating down the front of Mysti’s dress to land between her tits.
Lucky dicks.
I’m fucking lucky too though. I could be preparing for my wedding to Henrietta tomorrow. Forget dodging a bullet, I dodged an armored tank. This delectable woman in my arms looking up at me with a joyful smile is just what I need.
Not like that ex-fiancée of mine. I thought she was what I needed, but I couldn’t have been more wrong.
Seeing her tangled up with those male dancers was a shocker, but I’ll forever be grateful to them for allowing her true colors to shine through. Especially before our wedding.
Where Henrietta was cold and unforgiving, even in bed, Mysti May is life herself. She’s just pure life force. Mysti May is everything that Henrietta wasn't—and I’m going to spend the rest of my life making sure my wife knows how lucky I am to have her and how crazy in love with her I am.
Starting now.
As I nod at Liam, he instantly knows what I’m trying to tell him.
I need to fuck my new wife right now. Right here.
I can’t possibly wait one more second.
Liam begins to lead Becky away from us, grabbing Elvis too. As I lead Mysti toward Elvis’ iconic pink Cadillac parked to the right of the pews, I see Sammi and Percy get in on the subterfuge.
Sammi slyly—well, as slyly as a drunk girl can be—opens the lobster cage so the dozen lobsters make a break for it. As Mysti and I walk around to the back of the car, my hand firmly on her ass, we see pure pandemonium break out.
“Did you plan that, Husband?” Mysti says, reaching up to cup my face with her hands.
“Maybe I did,” I say as I pull up her wedding dress and pull off her panties. “I just couldn’t stand the thought of not being buried in your wet cunt for another moment.”
“I like the sound of that,” Mysti says with her back against the car and one leg perched up on the bumper. “But first…”
I can’t help but think what a horny little wife I have as she pushes my head down between her legs. One lick of her slit and she’s already moaning my name.
“Brendon, fuck, that feels so good,” she moans as she stretches out on the back of the caddy.
I can hear the chaos going on just a few feet from us. But for me, nothing exists except my wife and her juicy cunt.
“One went behind the altar—”
“Where did they get swords?”
“Your deposit doesn’t cover this—”
I reach up to grab a handful of tit in my left hand, using my right thumb to massage her clit while my tongue flicks her cunt, eating her with the hunger of a starving man—which what I’ve been all of my pre-Mysti May life.
I just didn’t know it.
It doesn’t take long for an orgasm to rip through her, causing both of us to almost slide off the car’s shiny finish.
I grab Mysti and flip her over so she’s bent over the back of the car. Squeezing her ass cheeks between my hands, I tease her with just the tip of my cock on her opening. Between my pre-cum and her honey-soaked cunt, is it any surprise that I easily slide into her?
