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She had changed for the better.

Sniffing loudly, and searching the room for a tissue, she caught her reflection in a nearby mirror over a dresser and said, “Omigosh, I look terrible. I need a cold compress.”

“Please, lassie. A blind man running for a bus widnae notice.”

Birdie smiled warmly at the screen. “Everything that comes out of your mouth should be embroidered on a pillow.”

“It’s no often ah’m wrang but ah’m right again.’” He harrumphed. “Now, if ye want a freen, be a freen.”

“If I want a friend be a friend? Is that your way of saying, ‘Kill them with kindness’?”

“They’ll be no killin’, jus’ bludgeon their heids with a kind heart is all.”

Finding a tissue box, she grabbed one and noisily blew her nose. “If you knew me back in the day, you might not be quite so complimentary.”

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