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Make out in public
Smoke a joint
Pick a fight*
Prank call*
Go to bed without taking off makeup*
Swim naked
Sleep late*
Scratch, burp, etc.*
“Go to bed without taking your makeup off.” He blew a long whistle. “That’s living in the danger zone.”
“Do you have any idea what kind of damage that does to your skin?”
“Any time now, I’m sure you’ll work up the nerve.” He jabbed the paper with his finger. “What do all these asterisks mean?”
Good Lucy would have tried to change the subject, but Viper didn’t give a damn what he thought. “The asterisks mark things I’d done by the time I was fourteen but sadly abandoned. I intend to rectify that, and if you think it’s stupid, that’s your problem.”
The corners of his mouth twitched. “Stupid? Make
prank calls? Now why would I think prank-calling is stupid?”
“I probably won’t do that one,” she said innocently.
He took in her tie-dyed bra top. “You’ve got ‘dress like a skank’ under control. Not complaining, mind you.”
“Thanks. I had to order a few things off the Internet, but it’s working out for me.”
“Definitely.” He snapped his fingers at the paper. “Smoking pot is illegal.”
“I appreciate your concern, Officer, but I’m sure that didn’t stop you from doing it.”
He scanned further down. “You never swam naked?”
“Sue me.”
“You’ll let me know, won’t you, when you’re ready to try?”
“If I fucking remember.”
“If you’re going to use the word, at least use it at the right time. You sound ridiculous.” He frowned. “‘Make out in public’? Not with me you won’t.”
“S’okay. I’ll find somebody else.”
“Like fucking hell,” he growled. “And you can mark off ‘sleep around,’ since you’re doing that with me.”
“No way. ‘Around’ implies more than one partner.”
“Already forget about Ted?”
“Doesn’t count. He proposed.”
Panda looked like he had something to say about that, but didn’t. Instead he pointed to a doodle she’d made in the margin. “What’s that?”
