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My dad was so fucking proud of it.
“Okay, that one is yours,” I say, picking out a chicken that’s sitting in the corner, sleeping. I cock my head. “Kind of acts like you too.”
Theo nudges me and I chuckle.
“He’s quiet, anti-social,” I lean into him. “And probably asks the rooster for a fuck in exchange for—”
Theo presses a hand over my mouth, stopping the inappropriate—yet, oh so accurate—flow of words.
Landon and Finn laugh behind me and I waggle my eyebrows at them. Landon takes a sip of his beer and leans into Finn.
“They’re cute together, huh?” he asks Finn who just rolls his eyes at me. But my best friend’s hand is around my brother’s hip, so he has no right to judge. You don’t see me rolling my eyes at the two of them…much.
“So, I was thinking since Dad is a maniac and totally distracted…we should go smoke.”
Theo’s eyes widen slightly.
I chuckle and lick a sloppy line across the palm of his hand that’s still planted over my mouth. He quickly pulls it away and wipes it on his pants.
“Never smoked before?” I ask.
Theo shakes his head. “Never.”
Finn’s lips twitch at that. “A virgin then. This will be fun.”
“My dad grows his own weed.” I explain and Theo shakes his head in disbelief. I mean, come on, is he really that surprised? Has he looked at where we live?
“It’s the good stuff. Super chill. Good for your first time.”
“Oh, good lord,” Theo mutters as I lead him across the backyard and toward a shed on the far end of the property.
“In here?” he asks when I hold the door open and the smell of soil and stale weed wafts out.
“Yep.”
Landon and Finn pile in behind us and we all just momentarily stop and stare at the small space. There are only two camping chairs in here, an old desk, and a cabinet that houses all of the marijuana.
“Our parents are such hippie motherfuckers,” I say and grin at Landon.
“I can totally see Mom in here smoking a bowl while Dad munches on a head of broccoli,” he adds.
Theo giggles and I eye him in surprise.
Shit, is he getting high off the fumes in here? He’s a total lightweight. Tonight should be interesting…can’t fucking wait. I get horny when I’m high, maybe he will too. Damn, I hope so.
“Let’s light up before they find us,” Landon says, guiding Finn to a chair. He pushes him down and then sits right on his lap.
I bite my tongue before I say something inappropriate and then lower myself onto the other chair and wrap my arms around Theo’s waist. He plops down on my lap without a fight, and I nuzzle my face into the side of his neck.
He doesn’t even protest. He’s opening up to me, letting me in, one small act at a time.
A haze of smoke suddenly envelopes the space and I look over and see Finn inhaling deeply. He holds it in and then Landon turns his face and Finn blows the smoke right into his mouth.
Well, fuck if that isn’t sexual.
They’re totally fucking.
Why haven’t they told me? Do they think I’m a bigot or something?
