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“Then I can’t promise not to shower you in sarcastic comments.”
“That seems like a fair deal.”
“All right.” I pushed to my feet and fiddled with the keys until I found the one for the front door. “I’ll leave you to your weeding, then.”
He nodded. “See you tomorrow to look for Winston when he ultimately escapes.”
I opened my mouth to argue before grimacing. “Hopefully not.”
CHAPTER ELEVEN
ELLIE
Ellie theLostExplorer
MEGAN: Who’s Max?
Oh. My. God.
ME: Did Abby put you up to this?
MEGAN: I saw her this morning getting coffee.
ME: You know who Max is. Did you tell her?
MEGAN: Of course I told her. She offered to buy my coffee if I did.
ME: You’re such a cheap date, you tart.
MEGAN: Thank you *curtsies* how’s the book going?
ME: Sent Kim chapters yesterday with the title “Max IS A DICK” so I’ll let you decide.
MEGAN: Ouch.
ME: Mm.
MEGAN: You’re going to have to either leave or fuck that guy.
ME: Uh… negative on both. He made it pretty clear that he barely tolerates me.
MEGAN: Oooh. Enemies to lovers. My favourite trope.
ME: MY LIFE IS NOT A ROMANCE NOVEL, MEGAN.
MEGAN: Hot duke? Enemies to lovers? Grumpy/sunshine? This is heaven.
MEGAN: YOU HAVE TO FUCK HIM.
ME: I’m done with you today.
MEGAN: Ellie AND MAAAAX SITTING IN A TREE
You would not believe that woman was going to be thirty in nine months.
Thirteen, more like.
MEGAN: F-U-C-K-INGGGG
