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Max: No, Ellie. Not a date. A research trip.
ME: Oh, boy. Romance me.
Max: You haven’t responded to my proposal, so I thought I might show you what I can offer you.
ME: You’re starting to sound like a supermarket.
Max: Why? Do I get an orgasm free if I buy dinner?
ME: Why don’t you ask your right palm and see what it says?
Max: If you bought dinner, I’d give you one for free.
ME: I’ll buy dinner for myself. I’m a cheapskate.
Max: Luckily for you, I’m not.
ME: Where are you suggesting we go? Somewhere a duke would take a curvy blonde girl he’s trying to seduce? Am I going to get anything other than good food out of this?
Max: Some women would be satisfied with the good food.
ME: Sadly, I’m not like most women. Although I am a fan of good food.
Max: I’d never noticed.
ME: I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not.
Max: www.thewindysteakhouse.co.uk
ME: THE WINDY STEAKHOUSE?
Max: The name is deceiving. It’s actually quite posh.
ME: Do I get a side of hurricane with my sirloin?
Max: Stop.
ME: A little tornado with my T-bone?
Max: Jesus.
ME: Some thunder with my filet?
Max: Ellie, please.
ME: Who calls their restaurant THE WINDY STEAKHOUSE? Doesn’t instil a great deal of comfort in a diner.
Max: Asking you was clearly a terrible idea.
ME: Yes, thank you, I’m glad we agree.
ME: Also, I’ll be ready at six-thirty and will be waiting for you to pick me up.
Max: You are the strangest woman I’ve ever met.
ME: Thank you.
Max: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
