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THIRTY-FOUR
Bailey
Group text:
Melissa: Sorry, sorry, sorry, but I don’t think we should invite Liam tonight.
Tamara: Which one is Liam again?
Torie: The athlete one right? Or the one that looks like he could be an athlete.
Matt: Why am I included in this?
Matt: I’m down with No-Liam.
Matt: Is this supposed to be a chicks’ group chat? I don’t see any other guys included.
Melissa: I would’ve included Liam, but since this is about him, I thought that’d be not good. Anyone heard from Bailey?
Matt: Good luck. She’s with the Kashsters right now.
Matt:;) if you know what I mean.
Torie: He’s my boss, Matt. The wink wasn’t needed.
Matt: But it got my point across.
Bailey: I’m here! Hoda’s not invited as well.
Matt: WE ARE NOT DOWN WITH THE HODASTERS!
Melissa: I’m assuming. No one talks to her in class.
Tamara: Why isn’t Liam invited? And what’s going on with Hodasters? Matt, can I get a nickname?
Matt: You are now The Tam Tam.
The Tam Tam: ** thumbs up ** ** hands in the air **
Torie: I’m fine with no Liam, though if I remember right, he’s a cool guy.
Melissa: He’s roommates with Hoda now. Hoda is, like, somewhat of an enemy, isn’t she?
Matt: Hell yes she is! WE ARE NOT DOWN WITH THE HODASTERS!
Melissa: That’s what I thought! Okay. Bailey, are you okay with that? This is your night to hang out with everyone. Hoda’s gotten weird at school, and I know you’re not talking to her. But Liam is living with her and yeah…
Tamara: That’s weird.
Torie: Agreed.
Matt: Why have I not been added to this group text earlier? Can this be a regular thing? I’m loving it.
Melissa: Bailey?
Matt: Told you. She’s with the Kashsters. They’re probably groping in the shower.
Bailey: Shut up, Matt! I know where you live and I will piss off Marie and Theresa and sic them both on you.
