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JACK: Stop! Wait! I’m coming over.
ELLIE: Sorry…
Too late. ;-)
JACK: You are evil. Beautiful, sexy, evil.
ELLIE: And you love every minute of it.
JACK: I will neither confirm nor deny my love of your evil.
But back to the office sex situation…
We need a new plan. I can’t be expected to go a full eight-hour day without being inside you. It’s inhumane.
ELLIE: Agreed. I can’t go that long without you, either.
JACK: Elevator? Hit the stop button, tear off our clothes, and go for it?
ELLIE: Cameras. And the alarm would be too distracting.
JACK: True, but great cover for your screaming orgasms.
ELLIE: Good point. :-)
Um…wow. I’m drawing a blank.
Outside? Battery Park on our lunch break?
JACK: We’d probably get arrested. Executive lounge?
ELLIE: No way. Office sex is off the menu, remember?
JACK: Fine. We’re just going to have to leave town for the day, find some place where we can get naked in peace.
ELLIE: Montana? Morocco? Mars?
JACK: I was thinking slightly more local. Just far enough away that we won’t run into our colleagues. Oranypeople, for that matter.
ELLIE: No people? Now you’re speaking my language.
JACK: Perfect. Pick you up at 7 a.m. tomorrow. Plan to be out all day.
ELLIE: Wait… Seriously? What about work?
JACK: This is a sanctioned work event. A corporate retreat. Team-building is an essential part of the onboarding process for new hires, Eric. Didn’t you watch the employee orientation video?
ELLIE: Team-building with just two of us?
JACK: I pride myself on giving my staff the highest level of personal attention. And by “my staff” I mean the one between my legs, soon to be between yours.
ELLIE: You really do know how to close the deal, Jack.
No wonder you’re the boss.
JACK: You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, baby. ;-) Seven a.m. tomorrow. Bring your fine ass, your mustache-free mouth, and a pair of hiking boots. I’ll take care of the rest.
