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“Shoot. Shoot. Bang. The end.” She rolls her eyes. “I mean, come on.”
“It’s entertaining.”
“No, it’s cheesy in the other sense.”
“We’ll agree to disagree on that.” I pause, bringing us to a stop. “Now, hold on. How did you know I liked Tarantino?”
A blush covers her features. “I know a lot of things about you.”
“Like what?”
“You like Muse’s music and want “Resistance” to be played at your funeral. You thought reading for assignments was boring and barely turned them in. You’re grumpy in the morning and used to only drink black or iced coffee. Now, you only consume black with one gram of damn sugar.”
I smirk. “And you still managed to mess it up a few times.”
“It was on purpose because you’re a jerk, in case you didn’t know.”
“Shocker. Might want to report that to someone who cares.”
“Do you channel the twat tendencies or do they come naturally?”
“A little bit of both.” I stare at my watch. “Time to go home for that BJ before I’m cock-blocked.”
“Not yet.” She bites her lower lip.
“Not yet? What else do you intend to do in this sodding weather that made kings and queens give up these lands?”
“Just walk.”
“You sound more suspicious than a traitor with a torch.”
“Just do as you’re told or my mouth won’t show you some love.”
“I already paid for that. The cheesy film, remember?”
“Don’t care. This is part of the bargain.”
I groan, inwardly kicking my pussy-whipped dick for agreeing to this in the first place. I could’ve taken her back to the house and had not gotten a BJ but the whole package.
But when she said she wanted to spend time outside, I couldn’t say no. In a way, this is our first date.
Fuck you, Junior. Are you on my side or hers?
“Also”—she glares at me—“you should’ve told me about Uncle Henry. I was so flustered.”
She was. But when she came back, she looked the happiest I’ve seen her in recent memory.
“You both needed closure,” I say simply.
It was one of the things that bothered her, and apparently, I made it my mission to get rid of them one by one.
What happens next completely takes me aback.
Nicole gets on her tiptoes and kisses my cheek.
Well, fuck. Is it wrong that I want to grab her by the throat and kiss her against the tree while everyone is watching?
“What was that for?” I ask instead.
