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“Liv, you haven’t told us about Christmas,” Steph said. “I’m dying to know about the Sterlings.”
“Ok, what do you want to know?” Liv said. Ben brought bowls of pickle popcorn and passed them around.
“Which one is the hottest?” Steph asked.
“Oh, gosh,” Liv said.Will, definitely Will.“I can’t say, but I can tell you about this ridiculous sexy lumberjack competition they do every year.”
“What?” Ben said. “Liv, how could you have known this information for a whole month and not tell us? Sexy lumberjacks? Did you take pictures?”
“No,” Liv said, munching on some of the popcorn. “Ah, this is so good...pickle popcorn...who knew?”
“Right?” Ben said. “Super good.”
“Yes, yes, it’s addicting, but more about lumberjacks,” Steph said. “How were they lumberjacks, and why were they sexy?”
“Well, they were dressed like they were going to make a sexy lumberjack calendar,” Liv said with a laugh.
“What does that mean?”
“Tight jeans, boots, open flannel shirts, suspenders,” Liv said. “Some were shirtless...in the snow.”
Ben and Steph erupted in a fit of giggles. “Even the President?”
Liv shook her head and giggled. “They chopped wood...well, it was a competition to see who could chop the most wood in a short amount of time.”
“Good god, that sounds hot,” Steph said.
“Shit, Liv, if you had a picture of this, you could sell it for millions of dollars,”
“Hmm...pay off my student loans,” she said. “Wish I had thought about that.”
“They would have been able to trace it back to you,” Steph said.
“But worth it for millions of dollars,” Ben said.
“Well, next time I crash into a tree and have to spend the holidays with the President and his family, I’ll remember that,” Liv said, laughing.
“Anything else?” Steph said. “Were they nice? How was the First Lady? I want to be her friend.”
“Me too,” Ben said.
“Everyone does,” Liv said. “They were all great. They go all in for Christmas, that's for sure.”
“How so?”
“Well, they have this unbelievable gingerbread house competition,” Liv said. “All the food was amazing. They played games, built snowmen, and ate Christmas cookies.”
“You just described a Hallmark movie,” Ben said.
“It kinda was,” Liv said.
“I want to live in a Hallmark movie,” Steph said.
“Yeah, I didn’t want to leave,” Liv said with a yawn. “We’d better start this movie, or I’ll never make it. I have a long day tomorrow.”
