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“Moo,” Dexter said, visibly annoyed by the disruption.
“Only in this house would you find a full-grown bull moose sleeping on a dog bed in the mudroom,” Lucas said.
Landon snorted out a laugh. “Right?”
When he burped and then hiccupped, they cracked up.
“Moo,” Dexter said more insistently this time. In other words,get the hell out of my bedroom.
They tiptoed through the house to bedrooms on the second floor, whispered good night and then entered their assigned rooms.
It was crazy, Landon thought, how he missed Amanda and their kids after being apart for only a few hours, during which they were asleep anyway. On a normal night at home, he’d sit up watching TV after they went to bed, feeling thankful that they were upstairs. That was all he needed to feel content, to know they were close by.
He dropped his clothes into a pile on the floor and stepped around the air mattresses of sleeping children to get to his love. The first thing he noticed when he slid into bed with her was that she must’ve used different shampoo, because it didn’t smell right. And she was curvier than usual, too, and what the hell, why were her boobs so big?
And then a scream came from across the hall that had Landon launching out of bed and running for the door, tripping on the air mattress and nearly falling in his haste. He opened the door to find his naked twin standing outside the door, looking completely undone.
“Wrong room, bro,” Lucas said. “Your wife is over there.”
“Oh my God. I just felt up Dani.”
Lucas’s brows narrowed into a thunderous expression. “Get out of there. Right now.”
Amanda came to the door across the hall. “You freaking idiots,” she said on a hiss. “Landon, get over here.”
Landon put his hand over his bare junk and gave her a sheepish grin. “Yes, dear.”
Dani came to the door. “What’s going on?”
“Your husband was in my bed, and my husband was in yours,” Amanda told her.
“I suppose it was only a matter of time.” Dani grabbed Lucas’s arm. “Get in here before you wake up the whole house.”
“Hey, baby,” Lucas said, “I missed you.”
“Shut your mouth and get in bed.”
“I love when you’re stern with me.”
She gave him a push into the room and shut the door.
Amanda dragged Landon into their room. “Just when I think you two can’t top yourselves…”
“We like to keep things interesting.”
“If you wake up one of these children, I’ll neuter you.”
“Gulp.” He got into bed and waited for her to join him before turning toward her.
“You stink like beer and whiskey.”
“Love you, too, and I’m sorry I touched the wrong boobies. I was just wondering why she smelled different when I heard you scream and came running.”
“And I bet you noticed her boobs are bigger than mine.”
“I noticed no such thing.”
“Don’t make it worse by lying to me. I’m going to find a bigger penis to feel.”
