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Conor:My ego will never heal from that cutting slight.
Star:You need to stop watching so muchBridgerton, dude.
Conor:YOU told me to watch it!!
Star:I didn’t think you’d get into it.
Conor:Like you didn’t.
Star:Nah. Too many crusty genitals for my taste. That dude’s hot though. The duke.
Conor:I agree. I hope he’s the next Bond.
Star:When your brother IS a Bond, how can you even like that shit?
Conor:You’re a Bourne. I like that too. I don’t discriminate.
Star:I’m more of a Black Widow but without supernatural talents. Damn, I’d have managed to cause some shit if I did.
Star:The main issue, of course, is that they put that actress chick in such a girly outfit. Total BS.
Conor:That actress chick just happens to be Scarlett Johansson.
Star:That’s her name?
Conor:Lol, yes.
Conor:You’re hotter than her though. ^^
Star:Is that a compliment?
Conor:She’s like the hottest woman on the planet to most men. So, yes.
Star:Hmm. Okay. Thank you.
Conor:You’re welcome.
Star:I suppose you’re hotter than the duke too.
Conor:Thank you!
Star:You’re welcome. Now that we’ve gotten that off our chests, can we talk about Prince Edward of Midlothian?
Conor:*sighs*
Conor:You want to talk about a crusty old white guy?
Star:I do.
Conor:I know he’s got a gambling problem.
Star:How do you know that?
Conor:I own shares in a casino in Macau.
Star:Lol, shut up. You don’t.
Conor:I do.
