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“He seems nice,” Rhett mumbles, crossing his arms, and grunting.
“I think what you mean is, ‘we’re fucked’. Or at least I am.”
By any and all means necessary—basically means he’s not afraid of trading any single one of us if it gets him closer to what he’s been chasing his whole career—the cup. According to Lucas, he’s been very open about bringing that bad boy home within the next couple years.
I’d better up my game as a fake boyfriend—anything to increase my chances of being here next year.
I’m not going down without a fight.
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
British Strumpet: Be prepared for the best fake date you’ve ever been on.
British Strumpet: I’m talking flowers, a picnic basket full of snacks, and a book we can read to Mason while we sit in the park and watch the ducks.
Me: I can already feel myself swooning.
British Strumpet: You’d better be. I’m pulling out all the stops for this date.
Me: Why all the sudden fake romance?
British Strumpet: The new GM showed up today. He’s an even bigger dick than we all thought. My agent tipped off one of the gossip magazines so we’ll have date coverage.
British Strumpet: I’m going to need you to bat your eyelashes at me and basically look at me with every ounce of adoration you can muster.
Me: That’ll look great for the cameras.
British Strumpet: I’ll feed you fruit, and it will be cute as fuck.
Me: I’m sure it won’t look staged at all.
British Strumpet: Tag said I should bring candles, but the sun’s out. Do you think he was messing with me?
Me: Do you think he was messing with you?
British Strumpet: He’s a twat, so probably.
Me: Maybe we can just go for a nice natural walk in the park and not recreate the start to a bad porno.
British Strumpet: You watch porn?
Me: I mean… I have to get inspiration for my sex scenes somewhere.
British Strumpet: Fuck the picnic.
British Strumpet: Bloody Hell, I already have the basket.
British Strumpet: First we do this picnic, and then I do you.
Me: In the middle of the day?
British Strumpet: Princess, I will fuck you anytime, anywhere. As long as your sexy, curvy body is wrapped around my cock, I don’t care.
Me: I guess I should wear my nice lingerie for this picnic.
British Strumpet: None.
British Strumpet: You’ll wear none or I’ll rip them to shreds.
