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Star:The main issue, of course, is that they put that actress chick in such a girly outfit. Total BS.

Conor:That actress chick just happens to be Scarlett Johansson.

Star:That’s her name?

Conor:Lol, yes.

Conor:You’re hotter than her though. ^^

Star:Is that a compliment?

Conor:She’s like the hottest woman on the planet to most men. So, yes.

Star:Hmm. Okay. Thank you.

Conor:You’re welcome.

Star:I suppose you’re hotter than the duke too.

Conor:Thank you!

Star:You’re welcome. Now that we’ve gotten that off our chests, can we talk about Prince Edward of Midlothian?

Conor:*sighs*

Conor:You want to talk about a crusty old white guy?

Star:I do.

Conor:I know he’s got a gambling problem.

Star:How do you know that?

Conor:I own shares in a casino in Macau.

Star:Lol, shut up. You don’t.

Conor:I do.

Star:You do not.

Conor:I fucking do!

Star:Why?

Conor:Because.

Star:WHY?

Conor:Because it’s a great investment?

Star:Isn’t that Triad territory?

Conor:They owed me a favor.

Star:What did you do? And, hell, WHEN did you do it?

Conor:I know it comes as a shock to you, but I did have a life before I knew you.

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