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“Jess,” Kruger repeated as if it were obvious. “The lifeguard you plowed over trying to get to Lars the other day? She tried to give him CPR, and you about had a coronary.”

I glanced at Win whose brain was on clear overdrive trying to remember.

Max grunted. “I told you he wouldn’t remember. Let it go.”

“Would you let it go if it was Wes?” Kruger challenged.

Max sighed. “Win. You knocked his girl over.”

“She’s not my girl!”

“Then why the fuck are you in my bedroom while I’m trying to get some?” Win asked.

I made a strangled sound.

“Please. Like you haven’t been getting it for days,” Kruger muttered.

“What’s your point?” Win deadpanned.

“The point is you owe Jess an apology. I mean it. She was trying to do her damn job, and you acted like an asshole.”

Win scrubbed a hand over his face and sighed. “Yeah, of course. I’m sorry. Sincerely. I didn’t mean to knock her over. Lars was drowning, and I… I just went on autopilot.”

Kruger made a gruff sound.

“Is she hurt?” Win worried, starting to get out of bed. “I’ll come right now.”

Kruger slapped his hand over his eyes. “Stay in bed!” he wailed. “Just because L wants to see it doesn’t mean I do!”

Max laughed.

“You sure?” Win asked, a smile playing on his lips.

Kruger was still covering his eyes and couldn’t see. “I prefer chicks over dicks.”

Win dropped back into the bed, dragging me into his side. “You can open your eyes.”

Kruger parted a couple fingers and peered through them. When he saw Win wasn’t waving his wiener around, he dropped his hand, relieved.

“Frankly, I’m offended you think I would let Win just show himself to anyone who walks in here,” I deadpanned.

Kruger glanced at me. “I didn’t mean no disrespect. I—” He scowled. “I’m the one here for an apology!”

“Max,” Win said.

Max somehow knew exactly what he wanted and covered Kruger’s eyes. Win got out of bed and reached for a pair of sweatpants.

I made a strangled sound, glancing at Max whose eyes werenotclosed.

Max seemed amused. “Nothing I haven’t seen before.”

My eyes narrowed. “Is that so?”

“We’re brothers, angel,” Win said.

“Well, Max is my brother now too,” I said, getting up out of the bed.

Win yelled and tackled me onto the mattress. “Oh, hell to the noes!” he hollered. “Everyone out! Ain’t nobody seeing my magic dick!”

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