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“That’s pretty raunchy,” she admits. “But are you sure you still want this guy, Car? I mean, using prostitutes is no big deal because a lot of guys do it. But it seems like this situation has gotten away from you. I mean, you’ve gone full on stalker, and then you catch the man of your dreams basically banging two girls at once. Okay, maybe you didn’t technicallyseethe banging part, but I think we can infer what happened.”
My shoulders slump.
“Yeah, my behavior is pretty out there, I admit. But if you could only see Bruce for yourself!” I whine. “I swear, this guy is better-looking than Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise combined. He’s like if they got together and had a baby. That’s what he looks like.”
My cousin merely scrunches her nose, looking skeptical.
“I don’t really like either of those actors. I mean, I’m more of a Duane Johnson or even Jeremy Allen White type. I like guys who have character, and not just a pretty face.”
I roll my eyes.
“Oh please, Tess. You’re dating a man who’s in his forties, so of course you like character.”
She giggles.
“Yeah, because character is important! Besides, the best part about an older man is that he knows exactly what he’s doing in bed,” she winks. “Roland gives it to me so good all the time that I forget my own name when we’re together, it’s that insane.”
I merely roll my eyes again.
“Roland may be a billionaire businessman, but I haven’t forgotten that he’s also a convicted felon,” I say in a droll tone. “Don’t forget that part.”
“Oh that!” my cousin says in an airy tone while waving a hand at me. “Sure, we met while he was still in lock-up, but it was no big deal. Let’s just say that we put the ‘conjugal’ into ‘conjugal visit’ while he was in prison.”
I roll my eyes again because there’s more to my cousin’s relationship than that. Basically, Tess used to be married to Rolly, a fellow student at Loyola College. But through a crazy turn of events, they got divorced and she started dating Roland, Rolly’s dad. Yes, my cousin is now dating her former father-in-law, and it’s pure insanity if you ask me.
But to each their own. After all, I’m hardly one to be pointing fingers, seeing that I just stalked the object of my desire. But still, what should my next step be? Reading my mind, Tess nods.
“So what are you going to do with this new information?” she asks. “Are you going to confront Bruce?”
I snort.
“Tess, Bruce doesn’t even know that I’m following him, so if I suddenly pull this out of the magician’s hat, it’s going to give me away. No, I need to be more subtle. I need to be devious. I need to put on my Wonder Woman thinking cap and figure out how to handle this situation.”
Tess nods knowingly.
“Maybe write him an anonymous letter? Or an anonymous email? I’d go with the letter though. These days, it seems like they can track anything on-line,” she shudders.
I shake my head as my mind whirs.
“No, that’s too tame. Although ….”
My cousin starts giggling again, her brown curls shaking.
“What? What are you going to do?”
I take a deep breath.
“Well, now I know that Bruce likes menage. He wants to fuck two women at once, and likely thinks that I’m too ‘nice’ to do it.”
“Why would he think that?” Tess jokes. “Seriously, anyone who knows you knows that a menage isn’t out of the question at all.”
“Exactly!” I say perking up. “But Bruce doesn’t know me because we just met that once at the dinner party. So I have to tell him, or rathershowhim, that I’m okay with a threesome.”
“Really?” Tess asks doubtfully. “You’d actually be okay with another pussy in the mix? And another set of boobs? But what if she’s prettier than you?”
I shrug.
“I wouldn’t worry about that. I mean, all I’m saying is that another woman couldpotentiallybe acceptable. I’m open to experimenting, and while I’m not sure about another pussy joining us, I’m definitely open to the thought of another cock in the mix. Or anotherfewcocks even, if you get my meaning.”
