Finn: Yes.
Finn: Was I born on the East Coast?
Piper: No.
Piper: Derek told me you were in a coma, and he helped with your recovery. Where were you staying?
Finn: Why the fuck did he tell you that?
Piper: It was part of his job interview. He didn’t say your name, just mentioned the case he worked on before applying for the job. Later, when I asked how long he’s known you, he told me you were that kid.
Finn: I’m not a kid. I’m probably older than you.
Piper: Only by a few months.
Finn: How old am I?
Piper: That’s not a yes or no question. And you haven’t answered my question. Where were you?
Finn: A small town in Panama.
Piper: Hmm… so they were looking for you in the wrong places.
Finn: People were looking for me?
Piper: Yes.
Finn: I always thought no one gave a shit about my whereabouts.
Piper: Your dad mentioned something about thinking you were kidnapped as a child.
Finn: So, I wasn’t kidnapped as a child?
Piper: No.
Finn: My parents weren’t missionaries?
Piper: :ROFL: emoji
Finn: What’s so funny?
Piper: Your parents would never be caught doing something like that.
Finn: My parents are alive?
Piper: Yes, but you’re skipping my turn.
Finn: You’re slow at asking questions.
Piper: When you’re not playing secret spy, what do you do?
Finn: I work for my father.
Piper: That’s not an answer. What do you do for him?
Finn: I manage his companies. His parents died when he was young but left him all their properties and businesses. He’s not very good at it, so I manage them.
Piper: You hated that.