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I bite back a laugh. “They’re pigs.”
“Yes, but they smell like poo, Bennet. Poop. Like an outhouse. God, I am becoming a vegetarian. I cannot believe we eat these animals. It’s…is there a word for someone who likes to eat feces? Because that’s what this is.”
“If you become a vegetarian, does that mean you have to stop sucking cock?”
He eyes me and arches an eyebrow. “I wouldn’t go that far. Let’s not get extreme.”
I snort a laugh and then grab the bucket and feed the slop to the pigs. They snort and squeal loudly, and Jasper just gapes at them.
“They’re noisy.”
“Yeah, they are. We had one growing up. Lived in the house when its mom died. Kept us awake at all hours.”
“What happened to him?” Jasper asks.
“We ate him,” I tease, and Jasper’s jaw drops.
“You did not.”
I laugh and then nudge him. “We did. He was tasty. Mmm, bacon.”
“Stop.” He’s still horrified.
I laugh and take pity on him. “No. We actually got pretty damn attached to that one. He lived a long happy life out on the farm.” I smile fondly thinking about that damn pig.
He shoves me, and I dodge him when he comes after me again, tripping over a bucket on the floor and nearly toppling onto my ass.
Jasper looks mighty pleased with himself so I grab him and pull him into me, his chest now flush with mine, his groin pressed up against my cock.
“Should keep your hands to yourself,” I say, and he scoffs at me like I said something ridiculous.
“From the way you were moaning this morning, I didn’t think you wanted me to keep my hands to myself.”
I feel my cheeks heat and my dick perk up. It was already half-mast and now it’s ready to play.
“You were making the same noises as me,” I say, feeling Jasper lean further into me.
“I was not. Those were sounds of revulsion. I was vomiting in my mouth.”
“You were gagging for it,” I say, and he scoffs, moving closer and closer, his hands fisted on my chest, and his lips so damn accessible. I could lean down and kiss him. I could suck those plump pink lips between mine and stick my tongue in his mouth.
God, I wanna. I want that so damn bad.
Moooooooooo.
Jasper jumps back, his eyes wide as a cow meanders up to us. Jasper moves so fast—standing behind me, his hands on my shoulders as he peeks around me at the cow—I wonder for a moment if he has superpowers.
“Why the fuck is there a feral cow wandering around on the loose?”
“All the cows wander around on the loose. And they’re not feral,” I say as Jasper leans into my back, using me as a shield.
“Yes, well I’ve seen them out and about, but why is this one here? Shouldn’t it be out in the field?”
“She just wants to say hello.” I let out a huff of laughter, reaching out and petting the cow’s head.
Jasper is breathing in my ear, probably trying not to pee his pants.
“Gonna need a diaper back there?” I ask, and he huffs in annoyance.
