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And that was the end of that.
The same reasons were given for ruling out large state universities too.
In the end, a religious college was the only option for me. I accepted it as better than nothing, even though my mother would have been happier had I not gone at all.
Husbands and babies were more appealing to her. Me, not so much.
“Are you… going to do more messing around before you get to seminary? Is this like your last chance to sow wild oats?”
I was going to use much cruder terms but figured not with these guys.
Matthew shrugs. “Maybe.”
“What about you, John? Are you going to die a virgin? Or are you still hoping to get laid before it’s too late? Before you vow to be celibate for life?”
I roll my eyes. I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but celibacy for life sounds insane to me. Like, who the hell would sign up for that?
I just don’t get it.
Matthew slaps John on the back. “Yeah, John. What are you going to do about your little… issue?”
John sighs, tired of the teasing. “I don’t know, Matt. Maybe you could suck my dick for me.”
Holy shit.
Now we’re talking.
Matthew taps his chin like he’s actually considering it. “Hmmm. Not sure that’s my thing, John, but thank you for the offer.”
What I wouldn’t give to see these guys going down on each other. Hell yes.
Another reason why I don’t belong in this freaking place.
I turn to Thomas. “You know, you could help out your friend. What’s holding you back?”
He shakes his head. “Yeah, the only dick I like is mine, and unfortunately, I’m not flexible enough to suck it. But if I were I’d never leave the damn house.”
Hot damn. I’ve got these guys on a roll.
“What about… pussy, John? Do you think you could eat some pussy?” I ask.
He tries giving me a stink-eye, like he’s annoyed, but then just laughs. “I don’t know, Rose. What do you think about eating pussy?”
Well then.
“I ate pussy once. It was fun. Not my thing on a long-term basis, but I’m glad I tried it,” I say, like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
Because, what’s the big fucking deal?
This has gotten the guys’ attention, and if I’m not mistaken, a couple of them are adjusting themselves inside their blue jeans.
Because, of course.
Why are men so damn obsessed with women getting together?
I guess the same reason I’d like to see one of these guys sucking the other’s cock.
It is what it is. Not the kind of thing you see every day.
