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I feel that I need to set some expectations.
Hades
concerning
Me
Concerning my ass.
Hades
please elaborate
Me
As it pertains to your penis.
I cringe. I really did just say “penis”, didn’t I?
Hades
talk dirty to me, baby. tell me more about my penile member and your vaginal cavity
I giggle, loudly.
Hades
or any other bodily cavities we were discussing. And these expectations you wish to set
I blush.
Me
There’s no way your cock is going in there.
Hades
that’s factually incorrect
I grin.
Me
I’m being serious. It isn’t physically possible.
Hades
what makes you so sure
I scroll up to the picture in the middle of our conversation, screenshot it, and then text him the screenshot.
Me
Uuuuhh…because your dick is the size of a baseball bat??!
Hades
you don’t have to win me over with flattery, baby. I’m what they call a sure thing
