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“Do you still have your panties on?” Molly asked.
“What?”
“I’m just saying, what if we go on a ride and your skirt flies up and everyone sees your naked ass and yourpoonanybecause you have no panties on?”
“I have panties on.”
“Oh, okay. I wasn’t sure if Finn took them off and slipped them in his pocket so that he could jerk off into them tonight.”
“Molly, what?”
“I’m just saying, I’ve seen it in movies.”
“You have not seen that in any movie.”
“Fine. Maybe in a porno.”
“You three need to find boyfriends and need to get laid.”
“So, is Finn officially your boyfriend then?” Polly asked.
“What? Why are you asking me that?”
“Because he’s your boss and now he’s your lover. How is that going to work?”
“He and I are having fun, and he just happens to be my boss on this side. It’s not like this is my lifelong career. It’s just all fun. I’m young and… Well, whatever.”
“Uh-huh,” Chelsea said, shaking her head. “I hate to say this, Harriet, but something is definitely up.”
“What do you mean, something is up?”
“I already figured out what was going on, remember? He’s a professor, and he was doing a study. No, I know he said that, but I feel like there’s still more to this story.”
“What do you mean?”
“I don’t know, but the way he’s acting, just something seems really strange.”
ChapterThirty-Three
Checking Account Balance: $75
Savings Account Balance: $10
Boyfriend Count: What does Finn want from me?
“So, I was wondering if you would like to introduce me to your parents?” Finn asked me as we licked our ice cream cones.
“Why would I want to do that?” I asked him suspiciously. Was he crazy? Did he really think I was going to be like, “Hey, Mom, Dad, guess what? This is the new guy that I’m seeing, and he also happens to be my new employer, because I know I didn’t tell you this, but I got fired from Charlotte’s coffee shop, and he’s actually the reason I got fired, but it’s okay because he’s paid me a lot of money, and I’m also sleeping with him.”
“Hello? Harriet?” Finn said, poking me in the arm. I blinked at him and shook my head.
“Sorry, I was just imagining what the conversation would look like if I introduced you to my parents. I don’t think so.”
“But why not?” he said, looking at me with an intense expression.
“Because I don’t think it’s going to go well, and I don’t think my parents are going to be happy to know I got fired or to know that I’m sleeping with my new boss.”
“You don’t have to tell them any of those things.” He shrugged.
