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“We are a good family, and we are all being ruined by your behaviour.”
“I don’t think that’s true.”
“It is true. Your father can’t even go down to the local for a pint because all anyone wants to talk about is his daughter that sleeps around.”
“I don’t sleep around.”
“You mark my words, young lady. This will not end well!”
With that, she hangs up and I’m left wondering how long it will be before she’s interviewed on This Morning where I’m quite certain she’ll give the host styling advice before suggesting the weather girl get a little Botox… just around the eyes, mind you.
Dropping my phone on my bed I walk into my tiny sitting room only to find myself staring at Kaan’s naked butt. It’s a damn good-looking butt to be sure, attached to a broad back and some absolutely stellar looking legs. His muscles flex with his movement under deliciously tanned skin.
“Sugar Honey Iced Tea!” At the sound of my watered-down swearing, Kaan spins around to faces me. No point toning down the swearing now… I’m blessed with the full Monty… and what a Monty it is. “Shit, Kaan!”
I’m not blind and this perfect specimen of man isn’t lost on me. Unable to stop my eyes, they meander past chiselled abs and chest, as though they had all the time in the world. They stop momentarily to glance at the six-pack… eight-pack?..., before being overwhelmed by the delicious abdominal V line, that may or may not have made me gulp, and straight to the main event, a half-erect penis poking its head out from a cushion of tight, black, curls.
This is definitely not good for my moratorium on men… or my mental health for that matter.
“Why are you naked?”
He covers his bits package with his hands. “Shower.”
“Normally you shower in the bathroom.”
“I can’t fit in that bathroom.”
“But that’s where the shower is.”
“You can’t swing a cat in there.”
“And you can’t swing your penis out here!”
My words hang in the air while I clap a hand over my mouth.
Did I just utter the word “penis” in front of Kaan? I may have no option but to fake my own dramatic death right here and now.
Kaan starts laughing. “I can’t believe you just said that, Nutmeg.”
“I can’t believe you’re still standing there naked, Kaan Korkmaz!”
Kaan darts into the bathroom holding his junk but not before I hear him mutter, “Jeeze, she must be serious if she’s using my full moniker.”
I hear him yelp as the freezing shards of water hit him as he turns on the shower and yell through the door. “I bet that put the mouse back in the house!”
“I’m going to make you pay for that!”
I contemplate the penis that is attached to the man and a wave of blood surges under my skin like wildfire.
That’s never a good sign.
I laugh loud enough that he can hear me through the door. “Looking forward to it!”
ChapterEight
Never Have I Ever
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