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Don’t be gross.
You’re the one reading innuendo into it.
Beelzebub
How does it feel to be so transparent?
I got a hotel room with two beds, so don’t get too excited.
Beelzebub
I still don’t see why you need a hotel room.
Since you’ve apparently never been to a wedding before, it’s usually an event where a lot of drinking happens, and I am not going to drive home.
Beelzebub
Rideshare.
Everyone is staying there. We’re having brunch the next morning. You’ll thank me when all you have to do is take an elevator to your bed instead of waiting for some stranger to pick up your drunk ass and drive you home.
Beelzebub
I’m not going to get drunk.
Great, then I won’t have to hold your hair back.
Beelzebub
But I’ll have to hold yours?
Now you get it.
Also, why are you up so early? I didn’t know the devil worked this early.
Beelzebub
Yeah. He needed help with some contract negotiations.
Figures. That guy can’t do anything on his own.
Beelzebub
A lot like you.
I sent her the middle finger emoji, and she messaged me a selfie, flipping me the bird at the gym. She was sweaty and flushed, her six-pack on display as she lay on a mat. Fucking hell.
Now I had one more thing to add to my task list: masturbate to this photo.
Picking you up at noon.
Leave the horns and tail at home.
Her only response was the devil emoji.
I laughed but then scrolled back up to the picture she’d sent me. It was the only picture I had of her, and I stuck my hand down my pants, already half hard after texting a few barbs back and forth.
I was pathetic, really. Like Pavlov’s dog. One sharp word from her, and I was drooling.
