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“Oh, I know. But she’s the one who loves to talk. And I heard her say something about a birthday. How can she have a birthday for the deadCUNT?”
I looked at Bethany.
“What?” Bethany asked. “That’s the cat’s initials.Cathryn. Ulysses. Nina. Thompson.”
“Are we done?”
“What do you tell people like that? How do you navigate it?”
“Carefully,” I said. I stood up. “You can take off early. I’ll close up. It’s been a mess of a day. I’m sorry you had to deal with both Herbert and Joe.”
“I’d sleep with both,” Bethany said. “And only enjoy one.”
“You’re not sleeping with anyone. At least anyone I know.”
“You know, I wish my name was funny. LikeCUNT. Like what if I was…Bethany Ingrid Tina Colleen Harrison?”
I tilted my head and smirked. “BITCH.”
“Don’t act like it’s not cool,” she said. “And you can beAnna Nadine Autumn Levingood.”
“I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.”
“I bet that hockey guy likes the backdoor stuff,” Bethany said.
“Go home,” I said.
Bethany laughed and blew me a kiss.
Great.
Now I had things like anal sex and Joe running through my head.
No.
That’s a no.
No way.
I leaned back in my chair and closed my eyes.
…anyone who can’t get hard for you, Anna… they must be fucking dead…
My eyes shot open.
I grabbed for my phone.
This has to stop.
Once and for all.
I made a mistake.
I thought I could see Joe and talk to him and break him down and psychoanalyze his ass and get something out of it that would satisfy some lingering things from the past.
The reality was that this was a big mistake and a bad idea.
And it had to come to an end for real.
