Bragg Brother Group Text
Riley: We should refer to ourselves as the Bragg brunch from now on.
Brody: I’m in! We can sing and live in boxes on the television.
Damon: Please tell me you don’t still think the people on the television live there.
Brody: They don’t live there. Per se.
Peace: Since I’m not a Bragg, I’m out of here.
Peace left the conversation.
Brody added Peace to the conversation.
Brody: Dude, you can’t leave the conversation.
Peace: What are you going to do about it?
Elder: Uh-oh. Don’t challenge Brody when it comes to tech. The last thing you want is your phone to fart when you’re arresting someone.
Brody: Excellent idea! I’ll make a note of it.
Peace: Crap.
Elder: Don’t worry about it. Brody has a gazillion notes and doesn’t know where any of them are.
Brody: Do too!
Elder: *rolling eyes emoji* Have you seen my dining table lately?
Brody: Yes, it’s a mess. You should do something about it.
Elder: It’s your mess!
Brody: Wow. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Riley: Speaking of beds… When is Miller going to finally seal the deal with Eden?
Miller: There is no deal with Eden.
Elder: They’re meeting today to discuss ‘things’.
Miller: There are no ‘things’. We’re meeting to discuss the brewery expansion.
Brody: Something’s going to be expanding all right. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.
Damon: Hold old are you?
Brody: You don’t remember? Someone’s going senile in his old age. Maybe you should move to Winter Falls where we can watch over you.
Elder: Yeah. You can’t use the excuse of watching over Mom anymore.
Riley: Since she’s living here.
Damon: Thanks for that, Riley.
Riley: *batting eyelashes emoji* Whatever do you mean?