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“Why’s Bob doing that?” Holden asks as I look over and see the monkey rubbing his distended belly.

I roll my lips between my teeth and shrug. I’m not admitting to anything. I am not going to be labeled an animal killer. I did some hunting growing up and did my best not to cry each time. I held those tears in like a man.

“No idea,” I say and then watch as Holden’s eyes rove over me.

“Nice to meet you, Chase,” Cade says diplomatically, probably from all those years waiting tables. He knows how to play the game.

“Yeah, same,” I say even though it’s not true. Not sure why Holden is hanging out with this hottie, but I don’t think it’s anything good. For all I know, this is the dude Holden fucked after he blew me the other day.

I shift on my feet as Holden reaches out and places his hand on Cade’s back, and they start to move around me. My foot snakes out, and Cade trips on it. I should feel bad, but I fed the monkey cheese and now I’m a criminal. May as well make the best of it.

“You okay?” Holden asks Cade, and Cade eyes me, not quite sure what to make of me.

Okay, I’m a little jealous. I am a tween in a man’s body.

“There was a root or something,” Cade says and then smiles softly at me, and I feel like shit.

Iama criminal. They should lock me up with Bob.

I slink back to my room like the dick I am and stand by my window, wondering if I killed Bob and if Holden is getting his hole railed by hot Cade with the shiny hair.

I press my forehead to the windowpane, fogging it up with my breath and then push away.

Right, no more sulking. I am going to fix this. I’m gonna get some conditioner. Shine the fuck out of my hair. And maybe set up a wax. Gonna wax my hole and balls. And maybe my chest.

Then maybe I’ll see what Holden thinks.

Maybe then Cade won’t look so fancy after all.

* * *

I should have probably called aheadbecause it seems ball waxing is all the rage here on the island. But the poor lady behind the counter took one look at my blushing face and made room for me in their slammed schedule.

“We can fit you in, honey,” she said with a tut, and my face nearly melted off onto the floor. I had grand thoughts about this just a few minutes ago, but now I’m rethinking my decisions.

The conditioner I purchased from the salon sits on the stool with my clothes, and I wonder what the hell I’ve gotten myself into. I’m naked, lying on this table about to get my privates waxed.

“Hey there,” a male voice says, and I glance to my right and see a buff guy coming in. He’s almost as big as me. My balls won’t survive this. He’s gonna rip them right off my body.

“Full wax today?” he asks, and I just swallow and nod. “First time?”

I nod again, and the guy gives me a small smile. “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of you. Would you like me to explain what I’m doing? Or just go for it?”

That sounds ominous and not at all reassuring. “Go for it.”

He bobs his head and bustles around the room before grabbing my dick and moving it to the side. My eyes squish shut, and I breathe deeply as the wax is applied. It feels warm and weird. Slightly disconcerting. But I don’t have much time to think on it before he rips it off.

My eyes pop open, and I let out a whimper. Oh god. Waxing is not for the faint of heart. This is worse than being tackled at football. Maybe I won’t get my chest waxed. I might end up crying real tears.

I have to tell this guy to leave my chest alone, but he’s already moved on to the other side of my crotch, efficient as ever. And I endure it all like the sniveling mess I am.

When he jostles my balls, rolling them between his fingers as he applies the wax and rips it off, I nearly run out of the room, but I can’t very well have one testicle bare and the other a bear. So I bite my bottom lip and take it like a man.

Thank god, this guy doesn’t mention how much I’m crying. I don’t know if I could handle it.

“Alright, on your knees, ass up,” he says, and I turn over reluctantly, doing as I’m told. My entire body is flaming red now. I’m gonna get a sunburn from embarrassment, I’m sure.

I feel the wax between my cheeks, feel him rip it off, and I squeeze my eyes shut and endure it.

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