That’sgotta be the whitest thing you’ve ever said bro
Shannon
What’sthat?Youwanna watch me eat a tamale with a lil ketchup?
Stephani
Omgdon’t you dare
Zak
Youwouldn’t defile the sacred tamale
Shannon
Headingfor the fridge now
Dree
I’mtellingKris.
Shannon
…your precious tamales remain undefiled.Fornow.
Stephani
UsingWhataburgerspicy ketchup doesn’t make up for your sins,Shan.
Zak
Ffsbabe don’t give him any ideas
Thetears rolling down my cheeks aren’t from sadness, for once—my stomach jiggles from laughing so hard.
This.Thisfeels so normal.I’mtexting my best friends and joking, not despairing over how one is a vampire and the others are the literal devil’s minions.
Itfeels so remarkably normal thatIsnap a pic of my guitar in hand.
Stephani
ThoughtI’dforget all our songs by now butIguess not
Shannon
HELLYEAH
Dree
That’sour girl
Zak
YouareTimeless.You’llnever forget.
Iexhale a shaky breath.
IamTimeless.