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Which was a lot.

Until then, I’d just use them on Jackson ‘Asshole’ Pierce.

“When I get back, these letters to Jackson, his mom, and your teacher better be finished. Do you understand me, young lady?”

“Mmm hmm.”

“Harley…” she said my name in the same voice she did Daddy’s.

“Yes, I understand.”

“Good.”

“But, Momma.” I crossed my arms. “What words am I allowed to use, since you already crossed out all the ones I used?”

She sighed, handing me back the letter I’d written to Jackson.

“Go ahead, read it out loud to your father.”

“But, Momma, you crossed out all of my words.”

“You can still read through them, Harley.”

“Fine.” I took a long breath and started reading, “Dear Jackson Butthole Pierce,

I really hate u and your stupid face more than I did yeserday. I hope u fall off your bed and land on your Rudolph nose that makes me wanna puke every time I look at u. And then I hope u get runned over by a bus on the way to schol so I don’t havta’ to see ya again and u can’t ever get me in trouble no more.

I hate u.

U suck.

Not love, Harley.”

I peeked up at them through my lashes.

“Keep going,” she ordered in the same tone from before.

I took another long breath. “P.S. I heard u r adopted and your mom really found u in the garbage outside of Memaw’s restaurant.”

“Keep going…”

I rolled my eyes. “I’m not sorry I kicked you in the nuts again cuz u deserved it for bein’ a stupid bully ashole who scares my fish with your butthole face.”

I shrugged, peeking up at them again. “You said to tell him how I felt. I did what you asked, and now I’m in trouble.”

“Harley, you were in trouble before you wrote the letter that you will be writing again.”

“I’m only in trouble cuz Jackson, Momma. Why ain’t he in trouble too? You always take his side.”

“Oh, he’s in trouble, Harley. He’s writing you a letter as well.”

“Yeah, it’ll prolly be bombed with his farts. Gross.”

“Baby, do as your momma says, and I’ll take you for a ride later.”

Going on rides with Daddy on his motorcycle was one of my favorite things to do.

“Okay, Daddy.”

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