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“I can’t cuz your big ass body is takin’ up all the room!” I shoved him.
“Harley Jameson!”
“It is! I ain’t got no room! You scoot over!” I shoved him again.
“Just let them work it out alone,” Aunt Bailey stated, grabbin’ my momma’s arm.
She nodded.
“Alone?” Jackson hollered.
“Yes, alone,” his mom answered, only lookin’ at him. “You aren’t allowed to be around anyone except each other today. All the other kids have been instructed to stay inside. You two are staying outside.”
“So, you’re going to make me sweat my nuts off too?”
“It’s not that hot out, Jackson.”
“But, Momma… Cash and Shiloh are already waitin’ for me! We have church today to talk ‘bout the moron standin’ next to me.”
“You’re so obsessed with me.”
“Ugh! Get over yourself. I’m not a stupid cheerleader.”
“Jealous, Harley?”
“Of the twat waffles who don’t got a brain cuz they like you? Puh lease…”
“Mom! I can already feel myself getting stupider just cuz she’s touching me.”
“That’s what she said, buttface! And you’re touchin’ me. I ain’t touchin’ you!”
They both just shook their heads in disappointment like always. That was the first time I realized everyone was inside and not runnin’ around the compound.
I couldn’t even find my daddy, which meant Momma musta’ pulled her superpower rank. Where Daddy couldn’t save me, or he’d get in big trouble too.
My eyes went to the window at the side of the clubhouse, and there was Shiloh and Cash watchin’ us. Lookin’ like I felt. Shiloh made a heart with her fingers for me, and I made one back for her. Except it was only half a heart cuz my other hand was inside the shirt, touchin’ the boy I hated the most.
Ugh! They are ruinin’ my life!
“Have fun and please try to work out your issues,” Aunt Bailey ordered before they both turned and left us there.
Once Momma was at the front door of the clubhouse, she shouted, “And don’t even think about taking that shirt off! We’re watching you on the cameras!”
As soon as they were out of sight, Jackson burped really loud and blew it in my face. The smell of pickles and onions went up my nose, makin’ me wanna puke.
I blew it back in his Rudolph face, but it didn’t have the same effect as it did on me.
“You are absolutely disgustin’! What did you eat for breakfast? Your own butthole?”
He smiled, big and wide. The kind of smile that made me wanna knock his teeth out.
“No, it smells like I ate yours.”
“I would never let you near my butthole.”
“If I wanted near your butthole, then guess what, Gremlin… I’d be in there.”
“In your dreams.”
