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P.S. Your threats mean nothing to me. Tell the school what u want. I’m the quarterback. This town loves me. Including all the girls. They will probably stand in line just so they can say Jackson Pierce gave them mono too.

P.S.S. No amount of research will make me read that information. Stop killing trees, Harley. U don’t know anything, especially what my dad feels.

I still hate u more.

HARLEY

7-4

Dear Jackson “The Most Stubborn Boy” Pierce,

There’s a dog at the animal shelter I’m volunteering at this summer, and he reminds me of u. He’s dumb as rocks and eats his own poo. I named him Rudolph cuz he looks exactly like u. Big elf ears and a button nose. He acts like u too. He drools, smells bad, farts, and makes grunting noises when he doesn’t get his way.

See, it’s like I’m talking about u.

He thinks he’s alpha of the pack, and it doesn’t matter how many times I tell him not to be a jerk, he doesn’t listen.

It’s like u guys are twins.

He bit me yesterday cuz I told him no. Sounds familiar, right? I knew you’d agree.

I hope u liked the pink polish I painted on your nails while u were sleeping at the clubhouse this weekend. I think pink is really your color. U should have never dumped my purse on the ground and stepped on all my makeup and my new Jackson Blockers.

I don’t even feel bad I left Rudolph’s poo under your mattress. Jagger said u couldn’t figure out where the shit smell was coming from…

It came from me.

You’re welcome.

Not love,

Harley

P.S. It’s been over a year since u stole my first kiss, and I’ve decided I’m going to kiss Brody at the 4th of July Festival tonight. HE will officially be my FIRST KISS.

Not u.

P.S.S. I can’t wait to kiss him. He likes me, maybe even loves me. He might be my lobster. And I WILL let him stick his tongue down my throat.

P.S.S.S. I overheard your daddy talking to Uncle Noah about how he fucked up. His words, not mine. He said your momma was right there and he hadn’t been with her in months… I don’t understand, but now your momma wants to keep it cuz it will complete your family like they always wanted.

Are you getting a dog? If so, adopt, don’t shop.

JACKSON

July 5th

Dear Harley “Turd Burglar” Jameson,

It sounds like u are finally with your real family. A bunch of stinky ass mutts who don’t know how to control themselves. I hope Rudolph bit u nice and hard. Maybe now you’ll catch rabies and it will fix what’s wrong with u.

Again, I did you a favor. When are u going to thank me? I’m just looking out for the people who have to stare at u wearing makeup, Gremlin. You remember Greta the Gremlin? Well, she looks way better with makeup on than u do.

As for the Jackson Blockers, that was just an added bonus.

By the way, you missed a great time last night at the festival. Sucks your daddy didn’t let u come out. Shiloh said u didn’t understand how your old man found out Brody “likes” u.

It came from me.

Source: www.allfreenovel.com
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