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Dear Jackson “Creeper” Pierce,

It took my mom five hours to get out the gum u stuck in my hair when I was at your house the other day. You’re lucky I didn’t have to cut it off! Cuz I would have come for your balls!

You’re the biggest dick EVER.

I couldn’t even tell my mom it was u, so you’d be grounded FOREVER cuz u still have that stupid video! It’s been a month, u asshole! Just tell me what u want me to do, cuz I’m over this. I don’t care anymore. I’ll do whatever u want to stop this frustrating and extremely aggravating control u have over me!!!!

AND YES I’M SCREAMING AT U!

I’m so happy your nanny has stepped in and taken over pranking u. How many girly dance videos do u have, u creeper?! I bought new curtains this wkend, just in case u look into my room when I don’t know. The last thing I want is u recording a video of me naked or something.

I. Hate. U.

I just want u to know I laughed my ass off like the rest of the locker room, when I heard about the red Kool-Aid tampons she stuffed in your backpack. U deserve that and more. I can’t wait to see what she does to u next.

Not love,

Harley

P.S. Are u dating Kate now? I heard she has the gift that keeps on giving, and I hope u catch it and your willy falls off. Cuz we both know who owns your balls.

Me.

I do.

JACKSON

Dear Harley “Peeping Tom” Jameson,

I was just trying to do u another favor. Your frizzy ass hair makes u look like a Poodle. Most of the time, I feel like I should be barking at u. I wish u had to cut your hair cuz maybe u would look better.

Probably not.

And yes, I do have the biggest dick EVER. I knew u noticed.

I haven’t figured out what I want u to do yet. There’re just way too many choices that will fuck with u. I want to make sure it’s nice and hard.

I couldn’t even tell u were screaming at me. Your loud ass mouth never shuts up. It’s hard to interpret when you’re speaking or shouting, so thanks for the heads up.

Don’t worry, I’d never creep into your room. I want to keep my eyesight, and if I ever saw u naked, I’d have to tear my own eyes out.

Not that there’s anything to see, but u know… That’s why I have tons of other dancing girls on my phone…

I hate u way more, Gremlin.

And again, don’t u worry, I paid my nanny back. This prank is the best one yet. I’m sure ‘Don’t Answer’ on her phone will appreciate it as much as I do.

With all my hate for u,

Jackson

P.S. Jealous, Harley? Who’s the one who holds your freedom in their hands?

Me.

I do.

Source: www.allfreenovel.com
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