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“Your mother would be so proud of you, Jackson. I hope you know that.”

“Mmm hmm.”

“You’re all she ever wanted.”

I scoffed out a chuckle, “Yet she forgot me first.”

“Jackson—”

“Let’s go get you hitched to a woman who’s closer to my age than yours.”

Mary Poppins was only fifteen years older than me. My friends were constantly jerking off to her videos and pictures on social media. She was the hottest “Mom” at our school. It pissed my dad off to no end, but it was funny as fuck to watch him lose his shit over it.

Camila and I continued to prank each other every chance we got. Just last week, I brought over my friend’s pet tarantula and put it in the bathroom while she was showering.

Of course, I recorded her reaction from right outside their bedroom. The high pitch screaming as she jumped out of the tub, taking the shower curtain with her. Running out of their bedroom soaking wet, hollering, “I’m going to kill you, Jackson Pierce!”

I uploaded it to my YouTube channel straightaway, titling it Wet And Wild Nanny Exposed. Gaining over a hundred thousand views within an hour.

I’d say it was a huge success.

I wouldn’t call myself a Youtuber, since I only posted whenever the mood spiked, but I definitely made a shit ton of money when I did upload. My content was fucking hilarious.

Art was by far one of my favorite hobbies. Whether it was photography or videography, I had a passion for bringing things to life. Constantly finding inspiration in the places I least expected to.

Although, there was another reason why I took pictures and recorded things. I had a much bigger motive.

That I shared with no one.

As soon as Harley saw my old man make his way toward the altar, she started crying. Standing there in her bridesmaid dress, we waited for our turn to walk down the aisle.

“Get it together, Gremlin.”

“Shut up, Rudolph.”

“It’s a wedding, not a funeral. Stop crying.”

“Screw you, I’ll do what I want.”

“Don’t make me trip you.”

“I swear to God, Jackson, if you make me fall in front of everyone, I will have your balls.”

I nodded to her gown. “Maybe it will help your latest disaster.” She was wearing the ugliest dress I’d ever seen with her tits out for everyone to see.

Yes, the Gremlin grew a pair of knockers. They were nice ones too, and I resisted the urge to tell her to cover them up.

“Really? Cuz I already have five orders for it on my Etsy Store.”

“Those people obviously have no taste.”

“You’re such a fuckin’ asshole.”

“Shhh… God’s listening.” I extended my arm for her to take. “Baby girl, we’re up.”

“Stop callin’ me that.”

“But you love it so much.”

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